Oct 07, 2006 16:46
Never before in my life have I been surrounded by such a group of utterly useless human beings.
Have you nothing better to do aside from wallow in your little, self-absorbed, emo corners? Oh yes, why don't we just throw you a little pity party for you? And then there are those of you who seem so preoccupied with ignoring the City except for when you randomly want some attention from people. Get over yourself; you're hardly worth a glance in most cases. Then a few of you seem convinced that you're some demi-god or actually worthy of leading a crowd. Hah. Don't make me laugh; everyone here is simply cannon fodder. Lastly, some of you... Some of you must have an empty space in between your ears - sadly, it's not in an amusing fashion either. I'd say that you should save us the trouble of dealing with your stupidity any longer by killing yourself, but the dead don't stay dead here. Most unfortunate.
Despite all that though, it would seem that this god-forsaken City has gotten it into my head that I should spend some time with you all. We can play a nice game of hide and go seek. You hide, I'll seek. If I find you, I'll break all the bones in your body. The last person remaining gets a prize.
How does that sound?
Edit: Before you ask, why yes, this is how I treat my friends. I take their wings, break them, and leave them for dead. If you have any questions, feel free to direct them toward any of the old Sleeping Forest members or Simca. I'm sure they'd be more than happy to explain.
[ooc: Kilik is cursed, but he's quite aware of it and very unhappy with the nagging urge to spend time with people. Hence, the uh... angry post and violent game suggestion. 8D;;; ]