File Family Guy under "used to be funny" right behind Dane Cook
So, the president of the NAACP is named Ben Jealous. I find this really funny for some reason. Mostly because I imagine him having torrid affairs with all the young interns, and as they sit around the water cooler (or coffee pot, I'm not too particular) they say: "So, have you ever Ben Jealous?" and then giggle like hyenas. You know, it sounds like they are asking if someone has ever experienced envy when really they are referring to the definition of "have" which connotes sexual intercourse. It might be funny if you're really sleep deprived...
Speaking of, I got a new job! It pays real money! Yay! It's the first five day a week, 9-5 job I have ever had and it is freaking weird. I get up early every day (and isn't that just eerily reminiscent of high school) and have been forced to go to bed before 4 AM every night. On the one hand, it's nice because everyone and their brother has similar hours, but on the other hand I miss leaving work at 1 or 2 in the morning and enjoying a traffic-free ride home. And the free movies. I will always miss the free movies. On the other hand, I always had to work wicked late on Thursday nights, and with this job there is no risk of cutting into my Supernatural night.
And we've come full circle.
Speaking of, I got a new job! It pays real money! Yay! It's the first five day a week, 9-5 job I have ever had and it is freaking weird. I get up early every day (and isn't that just eerily reminiscent of high school) and have been forced to go to bed before 4 AM every night. On the one hand, it's nice because everyone and their brother has similar hours, but on the other hand I miss leaving work at 1 or 2 in the morning and enjoying a traffic-free ride home. And the free movies. I will always miss the free movies. On the other hand, I always had to work wicked late on Thursday nights, and with this job there is no risk of cutting into my Supernatural night.
And we've come full circle.