Camping, again!
Conner 2 + friends went camping again this weekend. Friday -> Saturday only, so we can use sunday and monday of the long weekend for work. It was a lot of fun. We had a bonfire on the beach, a flask (grace's spider man flask) full of "apple juice", tents and everything!
It's really awesome how much conner 2 does stuff together.
Yesterday I got to see Jessy and Matt and Matt's gf Crystal. Jessy, thanks for going shopping with me. We went out to Christophers, a Pizza Uno-style restaurant in Porter. It was okay. Crystal's pretty cool, but a little sheltered. Parents think they do the right thing by protecting their darling children from the real world, introducing them to youth-groups and chastity rings, but in the end its pretty much a giant lie. Seriously, the worlds a screwed up place full of emo fucks and obstinate monkey-politicians.
Also, I think I may have solved a mystery. You wonder how AIDS spread from monkeys to humans? Well, if you are not clean in the head, you'd think its all to do with cross-species diddling. However, the virus still wouldn't be able to infect the human because its engineered for monkeys only. That leaves only two more options: the virus evolved into something humans can catch, which is obviously wrong because evolution is a lie propagated by the devil; or it all has to do with Zeus.
Remember Zeus? He was the god who slept with everyone. According to ancient greek mythology, he once turned himself into a cow just to trick a young virgin into intercoursal relations. I dunno why the cow was so important to the virgin, but the point is that Zeus often transfigured into animals for sex. Who says he didn't turn into a monkey? And perhaps sleep with a monkey? After catching AIDS, he still had a good 15 years left to sleep with others and spread the disease. Perhaps he had even longer, since he was a god. Eventually, enough humans had the disease that it could keep spreading. Zeus, meanwhile, succombed and other less-lusty dudes, like Allah, Jesus, God, took his place.
Mystery solved, time to do organic chem.
It's really awesome how much conner 2 does stuff together.
Yesterday I got to see Jessy and Matt and Matt's gf Crystal. Jessy, thanks for going shopping with me. We went out to Christophers, a Pizza Uno-style restaurant in Porter. It was okay. Crystal's pretty cool, but a little sheltered. Parents think they do the right thing by protecting their darling children from the real world, introducing them to youth-groups and chastity rings, but in the end its pretty much a giant lie. Seriously, the worlds a screwed up place full of emo fucks and obstinate monkey-politicians.
Also, I think I may have solved a mystery. You wonder how AIDS spread from monkeys to humans? Well, if you are not clean in the head, you'd think its all to do with cross-species diddling. However, the virus still wouldn't be able to infect the human because its engineered for monkeys only. That leaves only two more options: the virus evolved into something humans can catch, which is obviously wrong because evolution is a lie propagated by the devil; or it all has to do with Zeus.
Remember Zeus? He was the god who slept with everyone. According to ancient greek mythology, he once turned himself into a cow just to trick a young virgin into intercoursal relations. I dunno why the cow was so important to the virgin, but the point is that Zeus often transfigured into animals for sex. Who says he didn't turn into a monkey? And perhaps sleep with a monkey? After catching AIDS, he still had a good 15 years left to sleep with others and spread the disease. Perhaps he had even longer, since he was a god. Eventually, enough humans had the disease that it could keep spreading. Zeus, meanwhile, succombed and other less-lusty dudes, like Allah, Jesus, God, took his place.
Mystery solved, time to do organic chem.