I have a very grave message for you, dear readers: you are being used. Yes, used. I am using you to distract myself from this immense (seriously, I think it weighs 20 pounds) Shakespeare book. I hope that you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.
I'm going to try to be all fancy, and have Mona show me the html to put in a link.
Thanks to the site that makes all my mornings more intersting wow, I am so cool.
I bet you're glad you know me now.