...he emails you a picture and the subject simply says "Thinking of you, my pretty kit," and THIS is the picture in question:
MAI NOBUL STEED. LET ME SHOW YOU HIM.
And yes, I am so an orange tabby kitten, and Ru? Your hair is silver and pretty, but you are a big black tom. I have spoken. No arguing.
I have the best pucá ever. Pucás? Pluralization, people! Anyone? Bueller?