Gacked from Bee, among others.

[crusades_r_us]

1. Your Name

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[abbytude]

1. Your Name: Anita Coffee
2. Are we friends? My people might know your people
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me? No.
4. Would you kiss me? No.
5. ...with tongue? No.
6. Would you enjoy it? Stop it with the kissing already. No.
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out? No.
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theatre? No.
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: No.
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Trick question. No.
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? No.
12. If you heard a rumour about me, would you defend me? Is it true? No.
13. Do you think I'm a good person? You'd make a good doorstop.
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? No.
15. Do you think I'm hot? No.
16. Would you call me just because? No.
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you? There is a trend here. No.
18. If you could change anything about me, would you? Yes. Wait, no.
19. Would you have sex with me? NO.
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? No.
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)? No and/or No.
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Um...No.

[crusades_r_us]

18. If you could change anything about me, would you? Yes. Wait, no.

You love me! You reeeeally love me!

I'd razz you for cheating, but I'm Anita Coffee myself. If only brewing a pot wasn't so much trouble...

[abbytude]

You can't be Anita Coffee, that's my alias.

I love the man laying on my bed. The whole bed. Hogging all the room. I'm going to go sit on him now.

[crusades_r_us]

Okay, fine...I'll be Lotta Caffeine. Oooh, or Wanda Mocha. Get it? :P

Ruffle the pretty silver mane and tell him I love him, too.

[abbytude]

No.

[crusades_r_us]

I'll buy you coffee...

[abbytude]

It would be nasty by the time it got here.

No.

[crusades_r_us]

O ye of little faith in yon shiny internet. ;p

You're going to make me get up and get my phone and call him and tell him I love him. This will probably interrupt some big makeout session, which I imagine will annoy you, 'cause I'll talk a looooooooooooooooooooooooong time. 'Cause I love my noble steed.

Still don't wanna tell him I wuv him? ;p

[abbytude]

If I was making out with him I wouldn't be on the computer in the first place. And if he even answered the phone, which isn't always the case, I'd just go see what Cait's doing or turn on the t.v.

Or stand in front of him and take of my clothes. I'm sure he'd hang up the phone.

So...

No.

[crusades_r_us]

See me, not giving you the satisfaction of squicking me with the sex talk? 'Cause you're gonna be sorry the day I actually talk Tadhg into sending that dirty painting to Casa de MacEibhir. Eventually, I'll find the dirty thing to do to him that'll crack his armor. :P

...and I think the dog stole my phone again. Crap.

[abbytude]

Think about that for just a moment. Think about where you'd be sending it and to whom. We'd have the sharpie markers out and waiting. We'd add our own embellishments and then put it up for auction on E-Bay.

[crusades_r_us]

...good point.

I wonder if there's some pucá hex or witchy whammy we can slam it with that'll prevent that...or deter by way of vile punishment...

Y'know, unless you cut me in on the Ebay sale. Then we can talk.

[abbytude]

The Zoo Keeper is not going to hex me, his father or his sister. I don't think they even do that sort of thing.

And no. Any proceeds go to the purchasing of more gummi lighthouses.