There's a 32% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens
Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear.
However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you!
What Are the Chances that You've Been Abducted by Aliens? Great minds think alike! Most people would say the odds are a lot more likely...or that I'm the alien doing the abducting.
What do you think, Joe? Anyone? Bueller? :P