21st recap
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and comment, it only took me like an hour and a half to write down/remember this
wow, i got so drunk,
beyond drunk.
i guess ill start from the begining. so at 6:30pm on friday i went over to bj's place. there i met chuck on the porch. immediately grabbed the beer bong and downed 2 bongs in 2 sips. mind you i had nothing to eat all day. then i drank a couple more, like 2 and then we got bored about 4 minutes after that and chuck was like hey lets go to rowdy's. i was like fuckin yeah! so we go over to rowdy's and its like 7 now. so we roll up there and sit at the bar. now if you dont know, my id looks like a piece of shit. its broken in 3 places and there is tape all over it. so the guy at the bar starts laughing. then he takes it in like 4 different lights and looks at me and says this wont work anywhere else. so im like ok ill go grab my birth certificate from my room after we leave.
so this is the rowdys part of the adventure:
i get my id back and chuck is like get this guy a birthday shot. 1st shot of the night is the jackhammer. no good. then right after that chuck is like we need 2 liquid cocaines over here. then we see julie and chuck is like make it 3. im gonna tell you right now chuck was on the worst downward spiral all night. he never stopped getting more fucked up. so we take that. good shot. then we get some long islands. we each had 2 of those. then bj shows up. hes fucking wasted. he orders us all an irish carbomb. that was a good shot as well. well now im feeling wasted. its been like 40 min since i started drinking. and had no food. so we walk to my place (me and chuck) and get my B.C. walk back to bj's sit on the porch and here comes bj. he got booted out of rowdy's. owned. lol. hes all sorts of pissed off now and wasted. so me and chuck try and clal james. he says hes leaving in 20 minutes. this is at 8:00pm. hes already wasted. so me and chuck are chillin at bj's and find out rex and dorso are already at rowdy's, so we go back. im wasted right now. we walk in sit down with them and play some euchre. the waitress asks everyone what they want and i order a water. im too wasted at the time to drink anymore. so we play like 2 hands of euchre and i go puke. come back finish the game, which me and rex won bitches. then chuck buys us a flaming dr pepper. they light my shot on fire and after a few seconds, the glass breaks. i look at them and they are like hey, watch out for broken glass, i just smile and take it down. very good tasting. then this black dude walks up to us and is like its this kids birthday give him a shot on me. he looks at me and is like you will remember this one. it was amarillo or something. it smelled just like it tasted, like horse piss. so i take it down right after the flaming dr pepper. look around and walk straight out the door. next thing i know bam puking all over the parking lot. 4 times. it was great. so we are walking to the bus to get to chauncey now. get on a bus ride i dont remember and wind up at chauncey.
jake's:
so we get in line to go to jake's and im starving, which is fine cuz they give me free hot dogs in there. so i go eat a hot dog and dorso takes me to go get a free shot. i walk up to the bar and they are like you want the light or the dark. there are 2 bottles with a skull and crossbones on them. one has a darker liquid in it and the other has lighter shit in it. i asked which one they reccommend and the guy looks at me and says neither. so dorso tells me the dark one is where its at. wow it tasted like shit. now here comes a segment of the night i don't remember too well, so if anyone knows what happened post it please. but what I "remember" is that i got a rolling rock and then i ended up in arby's...getting a diet coke. then we were all chillin outside waiting for the wheatfield crew. now these are THE craziest people i met all night. after a long ass time of waiting they show up. oh and its now like 11? and james says hell be there in 20 minutes. so we meet erin and cameron. we all head to roxy's now. i take their birthday shot which i need to wash down with like half of my bud. so im feeling WASTED and we are sitting there and we all decide that we should go back to jakes. we are still waiting on james. well we get a seat at jake's and wait on james. i take another birthday shot here and in this one i see the guy grabbed 2 random things poured em in a shot and the guy next to him was pouring someone a shot and took that and poured it in mine. it was like orange burning. made me wretch a little. got another beer to wash it down. then stuff happened that i dont remember. then i saw james and was like JAMES YOU CRAZY BITCH COME HERE and he spun around and threw half his beer all over this girl next to him and then he fell over and couldnt stop laughing. this brandon guy was with him and he was crazy as hell too. its like midnight now. prolly later. i wouldnt know. so hes WASTED beyond belief he looks like i feel. i dunno i mighta looked like that. so he gets there and is like time to buy you a drink. so we go up to the bar and we are behind this girl and he turns to this guy and is like shes fuckin hot. he turns and is like wtf man thats my buddies girlfriend. james is like HELL YEAH THATS HOW WE DO RIGHT and the dude was like no i dont know how we do. im laughing my ass off cuz we coulda pissed in this dudes mouth and he wouldnt have done anything to us. so he walks away and james is like can i buy her a drink. this makes me laugh my ass off again. he walks away and james is like IM GONNA HEADBUTT HIS ASS. so then this little shit comes back and is like you got a problem with me. james is like nah why. the dude starts yellin about how we were gonna headbutt him and james is just like go sit down, and of course im there go yeah sit down yeah yeah sit down. lol so he does. haha. man crazy. so he buys me a jagger bomb(sp?). most delicious shot of the night. then a beer. then he bought me another shot and i dunno what it was. then i got a shot from this girl cuz it was my birthday. i was like a freakin fish. so we go back over to the table and everyone is gettin wasted. cameron comes back with like 5 bags of popcorn. commence the food fight. there was popcorn flying everywhere. i swear there should have been like 5 times where we would have been thrown out of jakes. i mean we were throwinbg at random people across the room. it was crazy. so james is telling every single woman that she is beautiful.
harry's:
so i wound up in harry's for the birthday shot. it was like acid in my mouth. we walk up there and there is this huge container with nothing but hot peppers in it. they give me the shot and say hey the garbage can is right behind you. i take it and have like a full body spasm. i run out of there looking for water. we run to taco bell. on the way there this dumb bitch hears dorso laughing at me and is like hey dont fucking laugh. im wasted. i turn around and say suck my balls you cunt. and she tells me to suck my own balls. of course i have a reply for her. so i turn back around and scream if i could suck my own i wouldnt have asked you, and dont choke on my hairy sack. so yeah. next thing i know im drinking some strange guys diet pepsi outside of taco bell cuz i cant even breath normal that shit was so hot. so thankfully dorso finally tells me the bars are closed and im done for now. so eventually we end up sitting outside of vons with like 5 cops and 100 drunks. and then i talked to some black guy for like 20 min and then we got a ride back to bj's. its about 5am? and i have been drunk since 7:00. we get to bj's have a beer and say to ourselves we are staying awake till 7 am for breakfast club. so we leave bj's at like 6 and go to dorso's for an hour.
dorso's:
so somehow i am lying on the couch at dorso's watching the sun come up and tv. james is completely wasted. chuck....chuck looks like he just had his ass kicked. so chuck sits on the porch while james and i are crying about needing sleep. bout 20 min later dorso goes out on the porch and finds chuck half asleep in a chair. he wakes him up and is like hey get rdy for breakfast club. all i hear is chuck screaming and jumping up and down saying I AM TOO FUCKED UP TO GO TO THE BARS! james is lying on the couch "ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS!? WE ARE GOING TO THE BARS AGAIN WE JUST GOT BACK!" james looks like someone ran him over. so we meet up with allison and rex and head back to jake's. the whole way there me chuck and james are just BITCHING about how we are FAR too wasted to go back. but im hungry and they have free hot dogs and cheap screwdrivers. so i got my dreads on dorso has his swimmer gear, allison looks like...i dunno fuckin crazy, and rex looks like a 70's pimp. so we get there and i have like 4 screwdrivers and i honestly do not remember ANYTHING else about breakfast club. so like 10:00 i am like i gotta go im passing out. so i walk through campus WASTED that morning to my room. i fell over a few benches and fucked up my hand but yeah, i made it back for sleep.
what a day.
now seriously anyone (rich or dorso) that remembers something i didnt put in here LEAVE IT IN THE COMMENTS.
and comment, it only took me like an hour and a half to write down/remember this
wow, i got so drunk,
beyond drunk.
i guess ill start from the begining. so at 6:30pm on friday i went over to bj's place. there i met chuck on the porch. immediately grabbed the beer bong and downed 2 bongs in 2 sips. mind you i had nothing to eat all day. then i drank a couple more, like 2 and then we got bored about 4 minutes after that and chuck was like hey lets go to rowdy's. i was like fuckin yeah! so we go over to rowdy's and its like 7 now. so we roll up there and sit at the bar. now if you dont know, my id looks like a piece of shit. its broken in 3 places and there is tape all over it. so the guy at the bar starts laughing. then he takes it in like 4 different lights and looks at me and says this wont work anywhere else. so im like ok ill go grab my birth certificate from my room after we leave.
so this is the rowdys part of the adventure:
i get my id back and chuck is like get this guy a birthday shot. 1st shot of the night is the jackhammer. no good. then right after that chuck is like we need 2 liquid cocaines over here. then we see julie and chuck is like make it 3. im gonna tell you right now chuck was on the worst downward spiral all night. he never stopped getting more fucked up. so we take that. good shot. then we get some long islands. we each had 2 of those. then bj shows up. hes fucking wasted. he orders us all an irish carbomb. that was a good shot as well. well now im feeling wasted. its been like 40 min since i started drinking. and had no food. so we walk to my place (me and chuck) and get my B.C. walk back to bj's sit on the porch and here comes bj. he got booted out of rowdy's. owned. lol. hes all sorts of pissed off now and wasted. so me and chuck try and clal james. he says hes leaving in 20 minutes. this is at 8:00pm. hes already wasted. so me and chuck are chillin at bj's and find out rex and dorso are already at rowdy's, so we go back. im wasted right now. we walk in sit down with them and play some euchre. the waitress asks everyone what they want and i order a water. im too wasted at the time to drink anymore. so we play like 2 hands of euchre and i go puke. come back finish the game, which me and rex won bitches. then chuck buys us a flaming dr pepper. they light my shot on fire and after a few seconds, the glass breaks. i look at them and they are like hey, watch out for broken glass, i just smile and take it down. very good tasting. then this black dude walks up to us and is like its this kids birthday give him a shot on me. he looks at me and is like you will remember this one. it was amarillo or something. it smelled just like it tasted, like horse piss. so i take it down right after the flaming dr pepper. look around and walk straight out the door. next thing i know bam puking all over the parking lot. 4 times. it was great. so we are walking to the bus to get to chauncey now. get on a bus ride i dont remember and wind up at chauncey.
jake's:
so we get in line to go to jake's and im starving, which is fine cuz they give me free hot dogs in there. so i go eat a hot dog and dorso takes me to go get a free shot. i walk up to the bar and they are like you want the light or the dark. there are 2 bottles with a skull and crossbones on them. one has a darker liquid in it and the other has lighter shit in it. i asked which one they reccommend and the guy looks at me and says neither. so dorso tells me the dark one is where its at. wow it tasted like shit. now here comes a segment of the night i don't remember too well, so if anyone knows what happened post it please. but what I "remember" is that i got a rolling rock and then i ended up in arby's...getting a diet coke. then we were all chillin outside waiting for the wheatfield crew. now these are THE craziest people i met all night. after a long ass time of waiting they show up. oh and its now like 11? and james says hell be there in 20 minutes. so we meet erin and cameron. we all head to roxy's now. i take their birthday shot which i need to wash down with like half of my bud. so im feeling WASTED and we are sitting there and we all decide that we should go back to jakes. we are still waiting on james. well we get a seat at jake's and wait on james. i take another birthday shot here and in this one i see the guy grabbed 2 random things poured em in a shot and the guy next to him was pouring someone a shot and took that and poured it in mine. it was like orange burning. made me wretch a little. got another beer to wash it down. then stuff happened that i dont remember. then i saw james and was like JAMES YOU CRAZY BITCH COME HERE and he spun around and threw half his beer all over this girl next to him and then he fell over and couldnt stop laughing. this brandon guy was with him and he was crazy as hell too. its like midnight now. prolly later. i wouldnt know. so hes WASTED beyond belief he looks like i feel. i dunno i mighta looked like that. so he gets there and is like time to buy you a drink. so we go up to the bar and we are behind this girl and he turns to this guy and is like shes fuckin hot. he turns and is like wtf man thats my buddies girlfriend. james is like HELL YEAH THATS HOW WE DO RIGHT and the dude was like no i dont know how we do. im laughing my ass off cuz we coulda pissed in this dudes mouth and he wouldnt have done anything to us. so he walks away and james is like can i buy her a drink. this makes me laugh my ass off again. he walks away and james is like IM GONNA HEADBUTT HIS ASS. so then this little shit comes back and is like you got a problem with me. james is like nah why. the dude starts yellin about how we were gonna headbutt him and james is just like go sit down, and of course im there go yeah sit down yeah yeah sit down. lol so he does. haha. man crazy. so he buys me a jagger bomb(sp?). most delicious shot of the night. then a beer. then he bought me another shot and i dunno what it was. then i got a shot from this girl cuz it was my birthday. i was like a freakin fish. so we go back over to the table and everyone is gettin wasted. cameron comes back with like 5 bags of popcorn. commence the food fight. there was popcorn flying everywhere. i swear there should have been like 5 times where we would have been thrown out of jakes. i mean we were throwinbg at random people across the room. it was crazy. so james is telling every single woman that she is beautiful.
harry's:
so i wound up in harry's for the birthday shot. it was like acid in my mouth. we walk up there and there is this huge container with nothing but hot peppers in it. they give me the shot and say hey the garbage can is right behind you. i take it and have like a full body spasm. i run out of there looking for water. we run to taco bell. on the way there this dumb bitch hears dorso laughing at me and is like hey dont fucking laugh. im wasted. i turn around and say suck my balls you cunt. and she tells me to suck my own balls. of course i have a reply for her. so i turn back around and scream if i could suck my own i wouldnt have asked you, and dont choke on my hairy sack. so yeah. next thing i know im drinking some strange guys diet pepsi outside of taco bell cuz i cant even breath normal that shit was so hot. so thankfully dorso finally tells me the bars are closed and im done for now. so eventually we end up sitting outside of vons with like 5 cops and 100 drunks. and then i talked to some black guy for like 20 min and then we got a ride back to bj's. its about 5am? and i have been drunk since 7:00. we get to bj's have a beer and say to ourselves we are staying awake till 7 am for breakfast club. so we leave bj's at like 6 and go to dorso's for an hour.
dorso's:
so somehow i am lying on the couch at dorso's watching the sun come up and tv. james is completely wasted. chuck....chuck looks like he just had his ass kicked. so chuck sits on the porch while james and i are crying about needing sleep. bout 20 min later dorso goes out on the porch and finds chuck half asleep in a chair. he wakes him up and is like hey get rdy for breakfast club. all i hear is chuck screaming and jumping up and down saying I AM TOO FUCKED UP TO GO TO THE BARS! james is lying on the couch "ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS!? WE ARE GOING TO THE BARS AGAIN WE JUST GOT BACK!" james looks like someone ran him over. so we meet up with allison and rex and head back to jake's. the whole way there me chuck and james are just BITCHING about how we are FAR too wasted to go back. but im hungry and they have free hot dogs and cheap screwdrivers. so i got my dreads on dorso has his swimmer gear, allison looks like...i dunno fuckin crazy, and rex looks like a 70's pimp. so we get there and i have like 4 screwdrivers and i honestly do not remember ANYTHING else about breakfast club. so like 10:00 i am like i gotta go im passing out. so i walk through campus WASTED that morning to my room. i fell over a few benches and fucked up my hand but yeah, i made it back for sleep.
what a day.
now seriously anyone (rich or dorso) that remembers something i didnt put in here LEAVE IT IN THE COMMENTS.