Well... it seems the boss wasn't intending on going through with that his evil plan... it was actually as I suspected... a very good ploy to get us to sell as many of those bloody subscriptions as we possibly could. And sell them... we did.
And something... really odd. My dad found a... really odd song. It's called Megan and Kevin. Spelled EXACTLY that way... got both of our names correct... and well, just listen to it...
Megan and Kevin