May 11, 2006 19:15
I was molested by a drunken black woman on the bus last night.
I sat down in the seat in front of her and she got up and sat next to me - this was creepy but hardly anything to write home about. Then she started asking me these really creepy "I'm seriously thinking about having sex with you" questions that I laughed off at the time but knew that things would only go downhill from there. They continued (the questions) for a good five minutes while I breathed through my mouth because her breath stunk like dead fish and cheap beer. She asked how old I was (I should have said 17) and I said 20, which she thought was old enough. At several times in the "conversation" she made it a point to mention how incredibly drunk she was and that I should just "play along" because she wanted the other people on the bus to laugh. Then she lifted up her shirt and tried to make me grope her boob. Seriously. I declined as politly as I could and forced my hand away when she grabbed it. She took the hint and started talking about how she wanted to "fuck the busdriver." Then she stumbled off the bus and into the dark beyond of whereever the hell she came from.
This would have been hilarious had it not happened to me. But since it did, oh man, it was creepy.