Post-Madrigal Bullet Points
STUFF THAT HAPPENED AT SATURDAY BREAKFAST
"How the hell are boys visiting my daughter? It's a castle, it has a portcullis!"
"Locke, aren't there servants in the castle?"
*long pause as Locke tries to put two and two together*
Sofia - "And the last pony crosses the finish line!"
OTHER STUFF THAT ALSO HAPPEND INVOLVING STUFF
Had a great Madrigal. What follows are some of the most excellent excerpts so I can remember them for PEL-writing time.
"My name is Roberto Montaigne, and I am here to make your fantasies...magical."
"It's the Coup Bird! Coup-coup!"
"What did they say about my lost invitation?" "Locke, they were so embarassed they didn't even mention it. Their regret was palpable."
"Good to hear I come from a long line of f*ckups, isn't it?"
Avoiding the Bed of Damocles.
"I'm going to finish this coffee, and then I'm going to have another coffee, and then I'm going to bed! Whee!"
Someone telling Locke to walk in Hell accidentally, and Locke giving them the Smile.
"Locke, will you accept this writ?" (Well since you nearly bowled me over, sure, no problem Danielle :P)
Chance singing to a deceased Mr. Montaigne.
"I want to be the best at something." "Yes, but you don't have to be the best at killing people for coin, damn it!" - Locke trying to convince a young man not to make a huge mistake. Funny how the world turns...
"You wear leather pants, you are an assassin. You own a pair of leather pants, don't you?" "Yeah, and they're for gardening, thanks."
"I'll admit, you've got me backed into a corner." "Well, I told you it'd take a man like me to kill a man like you."
"It's been one month since I last confessed. Here is a listing of my sins." "Actually, don't need all that, really..."
"Thank you so much for helping me plant flowers! Here is something for your troubles!" "Lady, you're drop-dead gorgeous, nothing attacked us while we planted flowers, and all I had to do is talk about happy stuff. Seriously, you don't need to pay us."
"Hey, I bought a green shirt to add some color to my wardrobe!" And a very stern Vale - "Locke, you know the rules - there is to be NO COLOR in my household!"
"Sarcciano - I have nightmares that start this way." When the Princess came to visit GrumCo, right before Grum headbutted her and Locke nearly had an aneurism.
A very serious fae - "I am entertained."
"Locke, what does your inner Trechelian say?" "Well, mostly he's been screaming since he woke up a year ago, Vale, thanks for asking."
"Listen, we go on a date, I show you how to be romantic, you show me what a soup fork is. It's win-win."
"I don't have time for boys." "That's ok hun, they'll probably only take about six minutes." <-- Uncle of the Year Award has just been mailed.
"Oh my child, you're looking well, are you eating, good, good." and getting kissed on both cheeks by Mama Kur'ya while trying not to pass out from worshipful adulation and start, mad terror.
"Well, she said she'd dig up my family's geneological records out of the peat bog they were buried in five hundred years ago after my great-great somebody boinked the wrong lady. Or something to that effect."
"So what were you thinking about your family colors?" "Well, maybe if we changed the red and gold to basic black, that would be ok."
"How the hell are boys visiting my daughter? It's a castle, it has a portcullis!"
"Locke, aren't there servants in the castle?"
*long pause as Locke tries to put two and two together*
Sofia - "And the last pony crosses the finish line!"
OTHER STUFF THAT ALSO HAPPEND INVOLVING STUFF
Had a great Madrigal. What follows are some of the most excellent excerpts so I can remember them for PEL-writing time.
"My name is Roberto Montaigne, and I am here to make your fantasies...magical."
"It's the Coup Bird! Coup-coup!"
"What did they say about my lost invitation?" "Locke, they were so embarassed they didn't even mention it. Their regret was palpable."
"Good to hear I come from a long line of f*ckups, isn't it?"
Avoiding the Bed of Damocles.
"I'm going to finish this coffee, and then I'm going to have another coffee, and then I'm going to bed! Whee!"
Someone telling Locke to walk in Hell accidentally, and Locke giving them the Smile.
"Locke, will you accept this writ?" (Well since you nearly bowled me over, sure, no problem Danielle :P)
Chance singing to a deceased Mr. Montaigne.
"I want to be the best at something." "Yes, but you don't have to be the best at killing people for coin, damn it!" - Locke trying to convince a young man not to make a huge mistake. Funny how the world turns...
"You wear leather pants, you are an assassin. You own a pair of leather pants, don't you?" "Yeah, and they're for gardening, thanks."
"I'll admit, you've got me backed into a corner." "Well, I told you it'd take a man like me to kill a man like you."
"It's been one month since I last confessed. Here is a listing of my sins." "Actually, don't need all that, really..."
"Thank you so much for helping me plant flowers! Here is something for your troubles!" "Lady, you're drop-dead gorgeous, nothing attacked us while we planted flowers, and all I had to do is talk about happy stuff. Seriously, you don't need to pay us."
"Hey, I bought a green shirt to add some color to my wardrobe!" And a very stern Vale - "Locke, you know the rules - there is to be NO COLOR in my household!"
"Sarcciano - I have nightmares that start this way." When the Princess came to visit GrumCo, right before Grum headbutted her and Locke nearly had an aneurism.
A very serious fae - "I am entertained."
"Locke, what does your inner Trechelian say?" "Well, mostly he's been screaming since he woke up a year ago, Vale, thanks for asking."
"Listen, we go on a date, I show you how to be romantic, you show me what a soup fork is. It's win-win."
"I don't have time for boys." "That's ok hun, they'll probably only take about six minutes." <-- Uncle of the Year Award has just been mailed.
"Oh my child, you're looking well, are you eating, good, good." and getting kissed on both cheeks by Mama Kur'ya while trying not to pass out from worshipful adulation and start, mad terror.
"Well, she said she'd dig up my family's geneological records out of the peat bog they were buried in five hundred years ago after my great-great somebody boinked the wrong lady. Or something to that effect."
"So what were you thinking about your family colors?" "Well, maybe if we changed the red and gold to basic black, that would be ok."