MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Fear the Dread Pirate......
I really think I'll get off though....After all, with omniprime as my first mate, how can they possibly keep me in jail long enough to hang me? That guy is bright enough to get me out somehow. And my chief rival is HYSTERICAL. I'm a bit sad about the cannon accident though. Bet the ship had better music before that stupid cannon killed her off. At least my ship gets gatewaygirl as our cabingirl - storytime!
Oh!Oh! Bad pun in the name of my ship. If you can see it, kudos. If not, my sense of humor is just that weird.
Right....enough procrastinating. First I'll make lunch, then I'll settle in to write papers/reports/commentaries/whatever. Scarily enough, I have more papers to write than fingers to type with. Eek!