My first Xan Buren fic. For
My Favorite Things at
whedonland .
If you are not familiar with Xan Buren--or even if you are--you can read about it
here.
There are even icons. Title: Xan Buren Love Song
Synopsis: Xan Buren's deleted scene from "Once More with Feeling"
Xander and Martin Van Buren lounged on the bed together. Xander was wearing a beautiful blue robe, and a t-shirt with Martin Van Buren’s face on it. Martin Van Buren was wearing a very dapper suit and a baseball cap with “YO MOMMA” written on it in large red letters-Xander’s very favorite.
“Martin Van Buren,” said Martin Van Buren I mean Xander-see, they’re so perfec that I get them mixed up sometimes! “People have been singing lately. I wonder if we’ll sing the loveliest duet of all time together.”
“I have a feeling that we shall indeed, Xander, my love,” said Martin Van Buren,” placing his firm hand on Xander’s shoulder in a loving way.
[Martin Van Buren:]
Xander, I love you.
You are so great.
I get excited
each time we go on a date.
Xander, I love you.
You are the best,
from your chocolate brown eyes
to our matching sweater-vests.
[Xander:]
Martin Van Buren,
I love you so!
Since I met you
I have seen our true love grow.
Martin Van Buren
I’ll never leave!
Just think of all
the great things we’ll achieve as
[Chorus:]
[Both:]
True lovers,
best friends and brothers,
except not really
‘cause that’d be incest.
True lovers,
and we’ll discover
the world’s great secrets
without getting dressed.
I love you, my love,
and when push comes to shove,
I will fight to be by your side
and through life’s many trials, we’ll glide
and our hearts will grow large with pride
for our true love.
[Martin Van Buren:]
I remember
last December
when we went to the north
We were slowed
by the snow,
but we kept pushing forth.
And when we arrived on that hill,
I could see you loved me still,
for you had made a lovely snowman in the image of my face,
and I feared that you’d found out about my secret hiding place-
for I’d made a snowman of you like you’d made a bust of me,
but you hadn’t-It was just our natural synchronicity.
[Chorus]
[Xander:]
And that spring we
spent in Hawaii
upon the island sand.
It’s my duty
to say your beauty
quite uglied up the land.
And when you looked into my eyes,
I forgot the cloudless skies,
for you had trapped me in your glance, and I was lost inside your love.
I could pay no less attention to the clear blue sky above.
In your pink designer t-shirt you looked perfect as can be.
And we sat there, smiling widely, in our loving harmony.
[Chorus]
[Martin Van Buren:]
Oh Xander.
[Xander:]
Oh Martin Van Buren.
[Both:]
I love you…
I love you!
And they kissed passionately for the remainder of the evening.