Don Quixote movie set to be made in Pirates of the Caribbean style. I SEE DISASTER IN THE FUTURE!
Angelina Jolie will be playing Cleopatra. MORE DISASTER.
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NOT ONLY A EMO DISASTER, BUT HILARIOUS. I see a sparklepire who might have some security issues about Jacob's abs. Kristin Stewart really can't act. I'm sorry, but I find her horrible. Pattinson is just phoning it in at this point. Lautner, bless his heart, is trying, but there's only so much one is required to do without a shirt.
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Not a disaster, as Alexander Skarsgard is cute as buttons in this interview.