Pick Up My Tail and Clatter Across the Deck in My Cloven Hooves?
I watched Never Back Down. Only one thing you really need to know about this movie:
It's all about a handsome young man played by Sean Faris who always gets into fights and how he learns to control his anger. Or at least control his anger until the end of the movie where he can then totally LOSE his bananas and beat the crap out of Cam Whatshisname. But it's OKAY this time because Cam Whatshisname TOTALLY beat up Sean Faris's best friend for no good reason because Sean Faris had LEARNED TO BE ZEN and wouldn't fight him any other way. Oh, and he also totally stole Cam Whatshisname's girlfriend. But Cam Whatshisname has an awful father, so we're supposed to understand that he's a douche by circumstance and not by choice. Oh, and there's Djimon Horseshoe there to teach Sean Faris the way to be studly, kickass and kind all at the same time. Sean Faris finally beats the holy crap out of Cam Whatshisname and then they become friends in a manner of speaking because Sean has TAUGHT CAM WHATSHISNAME THE FOLLY OF HIS VIOLENT WAYS. Or Cam Whatshisname had so much head trauma he doesn't remember he was a douche. Whatever.
It's all about a handsome young man played by Sean Faris who always gets into fights and how he learns to control his anger. Or at least control his anger until the end of the movie where he can then totally LOSE his bananas and beat the crap out of Cam Whatshisname. But it's OKAY this time because Cam Whatshisname TOTALLY beat up Sean Faris's best friend for no good reason because Sean Faris had LEARNED TO BE ZEN and wouldn't fight him any other way. Oh, and he also totally stole Cam Whatshisname's girlfriend. But Cam Whatshisname has an awful father, so we're supposed to understand that he's a douche by circumstance and not by choice. Oh, and there's Djimon Horseshoe there to teach Sean Faris the way to be studly, kickass and kind all at the same time. Sean Faris finally beats the holy crap out of Cam Whatshisname and then they become friends in a manner of speaking because Sean has TAUGHT CAM WHATSHISNAME THE FOLLY OF HIS VIOLENT WAYS. Or Cam Whatshisname had so much head trauma he doesn't remember he was a douche. Whatever.