Pony and Petunia: Two Cats
So it's snowing like a motherfucker AGAIN. I hate you Ye Olde Farmer's Almanac for being right. We've had a storm a week here in southern Connecticut. The past few days when I've gone off to work it's been -7 degrees. This is total bullshit. Why did my parents have to birth me in New England? At least, Tarvu willing, C and I will be spending 4/20 in Florida. Plans are to leave the 15th and come back some time the week after that.
C and I are also planning on rocking out in Scranton for C's birthday. Scranton is a kick ass town. Thank you The Office for getting me so obsessed with a show. And thank you for Scranton only being 4 hours away. Oh, and whomever I'm thanking, while I'm at it, thank you for C's cousin getting married in Summer 07 in Scranton so we could get a first look at the city before OfficeCon later that year.
This is an interesting Sunday night because C is housesitting at a SWEET house in Franklin. Maybe I've written about it in here before. They have a gorgeous sunroom that, despite the snow, is still warm and inviting. Aside from some lighting issues in the kitchen, this house is freakin' sweet, as Peter Griffin would say. Sadly American Dad isn't on Fox OR [as] tonight, so that saddens my soul just a little. Yea, my soul gets real down without my cartoons. OOoh, "my precious CAR-toons."
Well, I'm stumped at what else to jot down here. I just wanted to document that I'm at Linda's house with Ben and the two cats Pony and Petunia. We can't tell if Pony is a boy cat or a girl cat. I'm going to say he's a boy because I've been calling him Pony Boy.
Fuckin' NEW SImpsons...why do you have to suck? You no longer hold my rapt attention. It makes me sad when I think of you jumping the shark. Just go out with dignity, guys. The Simpsons Movie was brilliant, that should be enough. Fox has been playing the classic episodes from the 90s on weeknights. It has been a total blast from the past. I feel like I'm in 8th grade again. Most of my friendships in school years were based around being a mega fan of the Simpsons. C and I became friends because we would draw Simpsons doodles during Mr. Brunetti's science class. We even sat in the front row the the mustachioed teacher never took notice of our pages of comments and filler doodles. Probably because we were smart and did the work without giving the teacher GUFF.
Guff is my favorite word lately. I can't stop saying "This lighter is givin' me guff." And let's not forget the standard HST line, "Don't take any guff from these fucking swine." Duly noted. Humina. Chester got Twitter too. Check her out as plibt_. No period, just underscore.
I SPLIT MY PANTS. OMG. I'm petting Petunia and C asks "Did you rip your pants?" and I'm like "What are you on, NO I didn't rip my pants." But then I went to touch my butt and I felt that I did indeed split my pants down the rear seam!!! No wonder they were so comfortable. Good thing no one else is here. No menfolk to see my granny panties. I'm sorry, I just don't believe in wearing fancy or cute undapants when you're just lazing around and wearing pyjamas. Fuck that. Those things are expensive.
Well, it's going on 9pm. It feels like it's time to hit that pipe. We Oxycleaned all the resin and shit from the baby and now we can get much bigger hits.
C and I are also planning on rocking out in Scranton for C's birthday. Scranton is a kick ass town. Thank you The Office for getting me so obsessed with a show. And thank you for Scranton only being 4 hours away. Oh, and whomever I'm thanking, while I'm at it, thank you for C's cousin getting married in Summer 07 in Scranton so we could get a first look at the city before OfficeCon later that year.
This is an interesting Sunday night because C is housesitting at a SWEET house in Franklin. Maybe I've written about it in here before. They have a gorgeous sunroom that, despite the snow, is still warm and inviting. Aside from some lighting issues in the kitchen, this house is freakin' sweet, as Peter Griffin would say. Sadly American Dad isn't on Fox OR [as] tonight, so that saddens my soul just a little. Yea, my soul gets real down without my cartoons. OOoh, "my precious CAR-toons."
Well, I'm stumped at what else to jot down here. I just wanted to document that I'm at Linda's house with Ben and the two cats Pony and Petunia. We can't tell if Pony is a boy cat or a girl cat. I'm going to say he's a boy because I've been calling him Pony Boy.
Fuckin' NEW SImpsons...why do you have to suck? You no longer hold my rapt attention. It makes me sad when I think of you jumping the shark. Just go out with dignity, guys. The Simpsons Movie was brilliant, that should be enough. Fox has been playing the classic episodes from the 90s on weeknights. It has been a total blast from the past. I feel like I'm in 8th grade again. Most of my friendships in school years were based around being a mega fan of the Simpsons. C and I became friends because we would draw Simpsons doodles during Mr. Brunetti's science class. We even sat in the front row the the mustachioed teacher never took notice of our pages of comments and filler doodles. Probably because we were smart and did the work without giving the teacher GUFF.
Guff is my favorite word lately. I can't stop saying "This lighter is givin' me guff." And let's not forget the standard HST line, "Don't take any guff from these fucking swine." Duly noted. Humina. Chester got Twitter too. Check her out as plibt_. No period, just underscore.
I SPLIT MY PANTS. OMG. I'm petting Petunia and C asks "Did you rip your pants?" and I'm like "What are you on, NO I didn't rip my pants." But then I went to touch my butt and I felt that I did indeed split my pants down the rear seam!!! No wonder they were so comfortable. Good thing no one else is here. No menfolk to see my granny panties. I'm sorry, I just don't believe in wearing fancy or cute undapants when you're just lazing around and wearing pyjamas. Fuck that. Those things are expensive.
Well, it's going on 9pm. It feels like it's time to hit that pipe. We Oxycleaned all the resin and shit from the baby and now we can get much bigger hits.