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Is it wrong that I have a bonner for the best man in Laura's wedding? I get to walk down the aisle with him. We're either going to be wearing purple or green. I could go either way, though I really prefer black und white. But as the wedding is a theme of colors, I'll dress up.
Maybe it will be like one of those awful movies where the Maid of Honor (holy crap, I have a title! I'm important!) and the Best Man go off and shag in a closet in the hallway. I wouldn't mind that. Nothing less, nothing more. Robot sex. Sex is such a foolish looking act to be taken romantically and seriously... Just a personal thought. I can think of more than one cake that is better than sex. That must mean I didn't have very good sex. Hmm. What a Pity, Mr. Bond...
I seriously have LJ fever. I can't stop thinking and posting. This is what I call a "manic phase" despite the fact I'm not technically diagnosed as being bipolar. Fuck that, I'm TRIpolar. Beat that, hot shots.
I want to marry YouTube. It will be a small ceremony. Handwritten invitations. Because I just discovered that I like my handwriting. I was looking at one of my old sketchbooks, and if I were more prolific, I could be called an artist.
You'll get caught up in the Crossfire! That game made me so fucking nervous as a kid.
Maybe it will be like one of those awful movies where the Maid of Honor (holy crap, I have a title! I'm important!) and the Best Man go off and shag in a closet in the hallway. I wouldn't mind that. Nothing less, nothing more. Robot sex. Sex is such a foolish looking act to be taken romantically and seriously... Just a personal thought. I can think of more than one cake that is better than sex. That must mean I didn't have very good sex. Hmm. What a Pity, Mr. Bond...
I seriously have LJ fever. I can't stop thinking and posting. This is what I call a "manic phase" despite the fact I'm not technically diagnosed as being bipolar. Fuck that, I'm TRIpolar. Beat that, hot shots.
Click to viewI want to marry YouTube. It will be a small ceremony. Handwritten invitations. Because I just discovered that I like my handwriting. I was looking at one of my old sketchbooks, and if I were more prolific, I could be called an artist.
You'll get caught up in the Crossfire! That game made me so fucking nervous as a kid.