Oh the Humanity!!!
Well, Vivian Vance Day 2007 wasn't a total suckfest after all.
I was hanging out with my sister as she showed me some new routines in animal and house care. I'll be making some extra money as my birthday is next week. Granted I'll have to do some more chores, but it's worth it. Then their friend, Pete the Cop, came over, so I was like "This is my cue to exit..."
I was planning on sitting at home and reading (both literally and figuratively) all day. Maybe making some scrambled eggs. But NO! That's when my phone rang! I was just thinking "What am I going to do for lunch?" when Forbes calls me up and says there's a partay going on at her house.
So I partied hardy and drank much too much...cola. Everyone was playing volleyball in the rain, but as I'm not much of a team player, I just sat and ate peanuts and watched them get rowdy. I'm like the least rowdiest person in the world. Except when I get "jackass drunk" and want to jump off of things and butt heads with Chester. That's how you know I'm drunk, when I want to butt heads. How fucked up is that? That's why I don't drink much these days...
I even got to go swimming. The weather was kind of shitty today, but the pool water was warmer than the air, so that was pleasant. Forbes and I caught up on the past and talked about sex and babies. Her brother's daughter is the most gorgeous baby I've ever seen. And she didn't look away in horror from me like most babies do. Granted I didn't make any ugly faces at her, but that's because she's a cool baby. There are Cool Babies and Uncool Babies. I only like the Cool kind.
What a pleasant surprise. That made my whole day. Thank you, Forbes Family, for making Vivian Vance Day 2007 a much better day than previously anticipated. I used the phrase "previously anticipated" in my last journal entry, I believe. I should stop now before I repeat myself any further!
Until next time, salame.
I was hanging out with my sister as she showed me some new routines in animal and house care. I'll be making some extra money as my birthday is next week. Granted I'll have to do some more chores, but it's worth it. Then their friend, Pete the Cop, came over, so I was like "This is my cue to exit..."
I was planning on sitting at home and reading (both literally and figuratively) all day. Maybe making some scrambled eggs. But NO! That's when my phone rang! I was just thinking "What am I going to do for lunch?" when Forbes calls me up and says there's a partay going on at her house.
So I partied hardy and drank much too much...cola. Everyone was playing volleyball in the rain, but as I'm not much of a team player, I just sat and ate peanuts and watched them get rowdy. I'm like the least rowdiest person in the world. Except when I get "jackass drunk" and want to jump off of things and butt heads with Chester. That's how you know I'm drunk, when I want to butt heads. How fucked up is that? That's why I don't drink much these days...
I even got to go swimming. The weather was kind of shitty today, but the pool water was warmer than the air, so that was pleasant. Forbes and I caught up on the past and talked about sex and babies. Her brother's daughter is the most gorgeous baby I've ever seen. And she didn't look away in horror from me like most babies do. Granted I didn't make any ugly faces at her, but that's because she's a cool baby. There are Cool Babies and Uncool Babies. I only like the Cool kind.
What a pleasant surprise. That made my whole day. Thank you, Forbes Family, for making Vivian Vance Day 2007 a much better day than previously anticipated. I used the phrase "previously anticipated" in my last journal entry, I believe. I should stop now before I repeat myself any further!
Until next time, salame.