I Miss Assy McGee on the TeeVee
Bender Bending Rodriguez is awesome. Everything is awesome when you're under the influence of something. I must sing alot. All of these recordings on my and Chester's cell phones feature me singing my everloving heart out. I baste lots of originals in my fine singing mist. I didn't realize I was such a diva, especially at the bar. I turned the classic "I Will Survive" into a much more...neutral? jive with my very own "I Will Prevail." wtf Crumbly?!
So Myself, Chester, LehRoy, and The Janitor went down to the Brown Derby which is less than a 1/4 of a mile from the house I"m housesitting at. Which, I am typing on the people's computer right now! ANyway, we get to the BD and skooch into a small space at the bar. Chester and I started tabs and got our drink on with a Guiness and I had a malibu and coke. Later on in the evening Manny showed up with his trademark hat on. Manny's pretty cool. I've smoked up with him a few times and played "Taboo" at his pad. He tried to make us laugh at "Kung Pow- Enter the Fist" and I'll admit it got a few laughs out of me, but I was no where near as stoned as I would need to be to enjoy that movie. That's supposed to be an insult. I didn't really like it. There were some absurd moments that made me smile about how stupid it was, but I wouldn't give this movie another shot. It just didn't thrill me.
But that's enough about Manny. The Janitor and LehRoy had to go early, so Chester and I walked back home. No, actually we stumbled home. That's a much more accurate word for our sauntering.
Big surprise, I'm really into saying the word hammer like this: "hammah" not just because it's a palindrome, but because it sounds funny. And these days I am all about things that sound funny to me. Like Tim and Eric. I'm totally in love with everything about those two guys.
We're sitting around listening to Weird Al records and typing in our blogs while the smoke clears. Now I have to belt out the words to "Trapped in the Drive-Thru." Good Night Philadelphia!!!
So Myself, Chester, LehRoy, and The Janitor went down to the Brown Derby which is less than a 1/4 of a mile from the house I"m housesitting at. Which, I am typing on the people's computer right now! ANyway, we get to the BD and skooch into a small space at the bar. Chester and I started tabs and got our drink on with a Guiness and I had a malibu and coke. Later on in the evening Manny showed up with his trademark hat on. Manny's pretty cool. I've smoked up with him a few times and played "Taboo" at his pad. He tried to make us laugh at "Kung Pow- Enter the Fist" and I'll admit it got a few laughs out of me, but I was no where near as stoned as I would need to be to enjoy that movie. That's supposed to be an insult. I didn't really like it. There were some absurd moments that made me smile about how stupid it was, but I wouldn't give this movie another shot. It just didn't thrill me.
But that's enough about Manny. The Janitor and LehRoy had to go early, so Chester and I walked back home. No, actually we stumbled home. That's a much more accurate word for our sauntering.
Big surprise, I'm really into saying the word hammer like this: "hammah" not just because it's a palindrome, but because it sounds funny. And these days I am all about things that sound funny to me. Like Tim and Eric. I'm totally in love with everything about those two guys.
We're sitting around listening to Weird Al records and typing in our blogs while the smoke clears. Now I have to belt out the words to "Trapped in the Drive-Thru." Good Night Philadelphia!!!