comedians make my life complete and give me 11 bucks....
so who doesnt give a shit about making an ass out of themself in front of their frshman class... um me..... yes i did some dating game like game show thing kinda like whose line and i got 11 bucks lol just for going up there and being the girl asking question is got ten and then when i went up for the final round after i didnt win but i got a buck... so hey that was sick and then there was this comedian named costaki economopoulous.... and he was so funny let me review some of the funniest jokes ever....
he was like well there are these sayings that are really confusing to me and i would like to know more about them....
like that saying whats good for the goose is good for the gander....umm i dont think so what about a hysterectomy..???
and that saying tit for a tat.... um what the hell is a tat cuz i wanna go get me some of it cuz you get tit for it....
and then later he was talking about how we pay crimals rent so they should have to entertain us and then he was like what if we had them fight each other... like you know put a pothead and have him fight a canibal like they are both hungry lets see who eats first....???
then he was talking about how there is a way to make everything work better....like you know there are people who dont look so good fix them upwith a blind guy, then the people that dont shut up fix them up with a deaf guy... you know???
funniest stuff he said though was how he knew he was getting old.... first he said him and his girlfriend were giving eachother back massages and he was done with hers and he laid on his stomach to get his and his girlfriend put her hand down his pants and goes you sure you want your back rubbed and he said yes lol!!!!
then he saw two lesbians making out and he thought to himself wow that takes balls....
haha so it was a good time
heres my address for anyone who wants it
Allison Cookish
Box# 2043
Fitchburg State College
160 Pearl St.
Fitchburg, MA 01420
and heres my email...
acookish@student.fsc.edu
so feel free to say hi
love you all and miss you bunches
he was like well there are these sayings that are really confusing to me and i would like to know more about them....
like that saying whats good for the goose is good for the gander....umm i dont think so what about a hysterectomy..???
and that saying tit for a tat.... um what the hell is a tat cuz i wanna go get me some of it cuz you get tit for it....
and then later he was talking about how we pay crimals rent so they should have to entertain us and then he was like what if we had them fight each other... like you know put a pothead and have him fight a canibal like they are both hungry lets see who eats first....???
then he was talking about how there is a way to make everything work better....like you know there are people who dont look so good fix them upwith a blind guy, then the people that dont shut up fix them up with a deaf guy... you know???
funniest stuff he said though was how he knew he was getting old.... first he said him and his girlfriend were giving eachother back massages and he was done with hers and he laid on his stomach to get his and his girlfriend put her hand down his pants and goes you sure you want your back rubbed and he said yes lol!!!!
then he saw two lesbians making out and he thought to himself wow that takes balls....
haha so it was a good time
heres my address for anyone who wants it
Allison Cookish
Box# 2043
Fitchburg State College
160 Pearl St.
Fitchburg, MA 01420
and heres my email...
acookish@student.fsc.edu
so feel free to say hi
love you all and miss you bunches