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ABOUT YOU
Your full name:: Joshua Michael Maloney
Age:: 16
Height:: 5'8
Natural hair colour:: light brown
Eye color:: blue
Number of siblings:: 2
Glasses/contacts?:: neither
Piercings:: none
Tattoos:: hmm... in a few
Braces?:: they're gone
FAVOURITE
Color:: black
Band:: Dropkick Murphys/ Korn/ Slipknot/ Kobalt
Song:: "Bridged By Chaos" by KoBaLT
Stuffed animal:: the only one i've ever had, but don't have anymore... my stuffed animal froggy my great gramma gave me.
Video game:: GTA San Andreas
TV show:: Rescue Me
Movie:: The Nightmare Before Christmas
Book:: Monster by Walter Dean Myers
Food:: Spagettios
Game on a cell phone:: Snake
CD cover:: um... i don't get interest outta those.
Flower:: black rose
Scent:: Cool water
Animal:: Puppies
Comic book:: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
Cereal:: Fruity Pebbels
Website:: My Space
Cartoon:: Spongbob/ Scooby-Doo/ Invader Zim
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: kinda sorts
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: Nope
Like to sing?:: certain times
Have a job?:: yep
Have a cell phone?:: yep
Like to play sports?:: not really
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: nope
Have a crush on someone?:: not really
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: nope
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: fuck yeah
Have any special talents/skills?:: yea ;-)
Excercise daily?:: does walking count?
Like school?:: fuck no
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: fuck no
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: nope
Speak any other languages?:: this is america... speak english
Go a day without food?:: yep
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: i try to... i always fall asleep an hour prior
Read music, not just tabs?:: sumtimes...
Roll your tongue?:: no
Eat a whole pizza?:: yep
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: yep
Cried to get out of trouble?:: yea
Gotten lost in your city?:: yep
Seen a shooting star?:: yep
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: CANADA!
Had a serious surgery?:: no
Stolen something important to someone else?:: maybe?
Solved a rubiks cube?:: nope
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: yea
Cried over a girl?:: yea
Cried over a boy?:: FUCK NO!
Kissed a random stranger?:: yep
Hugged a random stranger?:: yep
Been in a fist fight?:: yep
Been arrested?:: yep
Done drugs?:: yep
Had alcohol?:: yep
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: haha yea
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: haha fuck yea
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: nope
Swore at your parents?:: yep
Been to warped tour?:: no =/
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: yea
Been in love?:: yes
Been close to love?:: read above lol
Been to a casino?:: no
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: yeah but I wasn’t driving
Broken a bone?:: yea
Gotten stitches?:: 16
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: those fuckers are cold
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: nope thats imposible... i've tried
Made homemade muffins?:: yep home ed class haha
Bitten someone?:: haha yeah
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: nope
More than 5 times?:: see above
Been to niagra falls?:: no
Burped in someones face?:: haha yea
Gotten the chicken pox?:: yea
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: 2 hours ago
Went to the bathroom:: last nite around 9:30 at Hopewell Park
Saw a movie in theaters:: last week:: Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Read a book:: haha ur funny
Had a snow day:: um... in January
Had a party:: i haven't thrown a party in a long time
Had a slumber party:: never had one
Made fun of someone:: made fun of Maddie yesterday
Tripped in front of someone:: haha a few years ago, i fell in front of some chick to look up her skirt, fuck, it was a bet for 5 bucks, it was an easy 5 bucks and a bitch slap.
Went to the grocery store:: haven't gone in a while...
Got sick:: 2 weeks ago
Cursed:: um... first words in the morning "Fuck, i wanna go back to sleep!"
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: black
Lights on/lights off:: lights off!
TV/movie:: movie
Car/truck:: truck
Body spray/lotion:: lotion
Cash/check:: cash
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: head ache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese!
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: rain
Fog/misty:: fog
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: Meat
Boy/girl:: girl
Chocolate/vanilla:: vanilla
Sprinkles/icing:: sprinkles
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries:: french toast
Strawberries/blueberries:: blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean
Hugs/kisses:: kisses with certain people but huggs for the others
Cookies/muffins:: cookies
p33n/bewbz:: jigga whaa..?
Wallet/pocket:: wallet
Window/door:: window
Emo/goth:: EMO SUCKS!! **remember kids, its down the road, not across the street**
Pink/purple:: pink
Cat/dog:: dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: short
Pants/shorts:: shorts
Winter break/spring break:: spring
Spring/autumn:: spring
Clouds/clear:: clear
Moon/mars:: moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: um... like 10
What are their names?:: Maddie, Courtney, Roman, Jay, J Costa, Steph, Lee... ok 7
Do you have a best friend?:: Ashley Jenkins
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: yea
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: more girl friends
Have you ever lost a friend?:: yeh
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yep
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: way too many
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yea
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: um... idk, ask them
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: Roman took me into his house, as well as courtney
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yea
What friend have you known the longest?:: Brittany Pacheco & Cassie Pacheco
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: nope
If so, what is it?:: read above
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: as much as possible
Do any of your friends drive?:: yes... steve, maddie & brittany
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: no, lets hope they don't for a while
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: oh there is so many dumb things
What do you think your friends think of you?:: ask them
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: yea
If you have, with who?:: Ashley Jenkins, Courtney DeMoranville & Krystal Hunter
Are you single?:: yea
Are you in a relationship?:: nope
If so, for how long?:: read above
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: yes
What is your idea of the best date?:: spending an entire day with someone you're dating, and just having fun... and at the end, be in each others arms
What was your first kiss like?:: interesting
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: i was in the 6th grade
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: no
Whats the best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex?:: only 2 people know that one...
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yea
Have you ever been dumped?:: yea
Have you ever dumped someone?:: yea
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: haha... wouldn't you like to know...
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: bed time
Hat:: Sun?
Hard:: hehehe... ;)
Free:: PORN SITES
Space:: Planets
Taste:: ;)
Good charlotte:: fucking posers
Red:: blood
Deep:: cut
Heart:: love
Cord:: cable
Cheese:: Cheeseburger... gawd i work too much!
Rain:: wet
Work:: sucks
Pedal:: roses
Head:: hats
Bed:: haha... SEX!!
Fluff:: marshmellow
Hardcore:: Metal
Race:: cars
Knife:: butterfly knives... i want one
Jump:: high
I....
am:: listening to Mindless Self Indulgence right now
want:: to see how Maddie is doing right now =/
need:: sex
crave:: nothing at the moment
love:: sex
hate:: alotta things
did:: women?
feel:: sad right now
miss:: Maddie
am annoyed by:: family
would rather:: run away
am tired of:: drama
will always:: love that special person
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: Metal
What time is it now?:: 12:34PM
What day is it?:: Thursday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: 14 minutes ago, I tried calling Maddie to see if everything's ok, and it doesnt seem good cuz she didn't answer
How much money do you have right now?:: $0.50
Are you hungry?:: no
Whatcha doin?:: this and listening to Mindless Self Indulgence, and worrying about Maddie
Do you like parades?:: yea
Do you like the moon?:: yep
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: get dressed and wa;l to work
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: cup cup cup cup cup cup... hmm... it doesnt phase me much... but every other word is a funny word whrn you do that.
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: to take hurt away from everyone
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yes i have
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: I LOVED THOSE!!!
What about sock em boppers?:: haha yeah!
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: yes i am...?
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: I can be
pretty?:: nope
sarcastic?:: oh ya
lazy?:: at times
hyper?:: yea
friendly?:: haha if you're not annoying me
evil?:: yesss
smart?:: haha if I wanna be
strong?:: yea
talented?:: at times ;)
dorky?:: oh yaaa
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: Bobo
skip:: Coley she always skips class
dance:: Roman... he loves that DDR
lonely:: um... idk
pen:: Mrs Kimber, i always steal her sharpees
flower:: Ashley ;P
window:: Shane
psycho:: Courtney lol
brain freeze:: Me
orange:: um...
sassy:: idk
jelly:: not even gunna answer that
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: its your decision
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: against
canada:: for
united states:: for
rock music:: FOR
gay marriage:: only if both chicks are hot... lol j/p i'm for
school:: against teachers!!
surveys:: ehh idc
parents:: against
cars:: for
killing:: i'm all for that
britney spears:: against
coffee:: FOR!!
pants:: FUCKER, I'M AGAINST THEM!!
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: fuck no
Play strip poker?:: Already Have
Run away?:: Already Have, But Yes I Would Do It Again
Curse at a teacher?:: Done It, But I'll Do It Again
Not take a shower for a week?:: nope
Ask someone out?:: Depends...
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: nope
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yep
Go scuba diving?:: yea
Write a book?:: nope
Become a rockstar?:: yea
Have casual sex?:: yeaa
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: suave
What kind of computer do you have?:: Compaq
What grade are you in?:: 11th
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: haha... yes
Or just make out?:: that too ;)
How many posters do you have in your room?:: i had a lot, now i only have like 5
How many cds do you have?:: 130 sumthin
What time is it now?:: 12:44PM
Your full name:: Joshua Michael Maloney
Age:: 16
Height:: 5'8
Natural hair colour:: light brown
Eye color:: blue
Number of siblings:: 2
Glasses/contacts?:: neither
Piercings:: none
Tattoos:: hmm... in a few
Braces?:: they're gone
FAVOURITE
Color:: black
Band:: Dropkick Murphys/ Korn/ Slipknot/ Kobalt
Song:: "Bridged By Chaos" by KoBaLT
Stuffed animal:: the only one i've ever had, but don't have anymore... my stuffed animal froggy my great gramma gave me.
Video game:: GTA San Andreas
TV show:: Rescue Me
Movie:: The Nightmare Before Christmas
Book:: Monster by Walter Dean Myers
Food:: Spagettios
Game on a cell phone:: Snake
CD cover:: um... i don't get interest outta those.
Flower:: black rose
Scent:: Cool water
Animal:: Puppies
Comic book:: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac
Cereal:: Fruity Pebbels
Website:: My Space
Cartoon:: Spongbob/ Scooby-Doo/ Invader Zim
DO YOU
Play an instrument?:: kinda sorts
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: Nope
Like to sing?:: certain times
Have a job?:: yep
Have a cell phone?:: yep
Like to play sports?:: not really
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: nope
Have a crush on someone?:: not really
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?:: nope
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: fuck yeah
Have any special talents/skills?:: yea ;-)
Excercise daily?:: does walking count?
Like school?:: fuck no
CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?:: fuck no
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: nope
Speak any other languages?:: this is america... speak english
Go a day without food?:: yep
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: i try to... i always fall asleep an hour prior
Read music, not just tabs?:: sumtimes...
Roll your tongue?:: no
Eat a whole pizza?:: yep
HAVE YOU EVER
Snuck out of the house?:: yep
Cried to get out of trouble?:: yea
Gotten lost in your city?:: yep
Seen a shooting star?:: yep
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: CANADA!
Had a serious surgery?:: no
Stolen something important to someone else?:: maybe?
Solved a rubiks cube?:: nope
Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: yea
Cried over a girl?:: yea
Cried over a boy?:: FUCK NO!
Kissed a random stranger?:: yep
Hugged a random stranger?:: yep
Been in a fist fight?:: yep
Been arrested?:: yep
Done drugs?:: yep
Had alcohol?:: yep
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: haha yea
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: haha fuck yea
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: nope
Swore at your parents?:: yep
Been to warped tour?:: no =/
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: yea
Been in love?:: yes
Been close to love?:: read above lol
Been to a casino?:: no
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: yeah but I wasn’t driving
Broken a bone?:: yea
Gotten stitches?:: 16
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: those fuckers are cold
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: nope thats imposible... i've tried
Made homemade muffins?:: yep home ed class haha
Bitten someone?:: haha yeah
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: nope
More than 5 times?:: see above
Been to niagra falls?:: no
Burped in someones face?:: haha yea
Gotten the chicken pox?:: yea
WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth:: 2 hours ago
Went to the bathroom:: last nite around 9:30 at Hopewell Park
Saw a movie in theaters:: last week:: Mr. and Mrs. Smith
Read a book:: haha ur funny
Had a snow day:: um... in January
Had a party:: i haven't thrown a party in a long time
Had a slumber party:: never had one
Made fun of someone:: made fun of Maddie yesterday
Tripped in front of someone:: haha a few years ago, i fell in front of some chick to look up her skirt, fuck, it was a bet for 5 bucks, it was an easy 5 bucks and a bitch slap.
Went to the grocery store:: haven't gone in a while...
Got sick:: 2 weeks ago
Cursed:: um... first words in the morning "Fuck, i wanna go back to sleep!"
PICK ONE
Fruit/vegetables:: fruit
Black/white:: black
Lights on/lights off:: lights off!
TV/movie:: movie
Car/truck:: truck
Body spray/lotion:: lotion
Cash/check:: cash
Pillows/blankets:: blankets
Headache/stomach ache:: head ache
Paint/charcoal:: paint
Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese!
Summer/winter:: summer
Snow/rain:: rain
Fog/misty:: fog
Rock/rap:: rock
Meat/vegetarian:: Meat
Boy/girl:: girl
Chocolate/vanilla:: vanilla
Sprinkles/icing:: sprinkles
Cake/pie:: cake
French toast/french fries:: french toast
Strawberries/blueberries:: blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool:: ocean
Hugs/kisses:: kisses with certain people but huggs for the others
Cookies/muffins:: cookies
p33n/bewbz:: jigga whaa..?
Wallet/pocket:: wallet
Window/door:: window
Emo/goth:: EMO SUCKS!! **remember kids, its down the road, not across the street**
Pink/purple:: pink
Cat/dog:: dog
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: short
Pants/shorts:: shorts
Winter break/spring break:: spring
Spring/autumn:: spring
Clouds/clear:: clear
Moon/mars:: moon
FRIENDSHIP
How many friends do you have?:: um... like 10
What are their names?:: Maddie, Courtney, Roman, Jay, J Costa, Steph, Lee... ok 7
Do you have a best friend?:: Ashley Jenkins
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: yea
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: more girl friends
Have you ever lost a friend?:: yeh
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yep
Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: way too many
Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yea
Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: um... idk, ask them
Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: Roman took me into his house, as well as courtney
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yea
What friend have you known the longest?:: Brittany Pacheco & Cassie Pacheco
Do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: nope
If so, what is it?:: read above
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: as much as possible
Do any of your friends drive?:: yes... steve, maddie & brittany
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: no, lets hope they don't for a while
Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: oh there is so many dumb things
What do you think your friends think of you?:: ask them
LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Have you ever been in love?:: yea
If you have, with who?:: Ashley Jenkins, Courtney DeMoranville & Krystal Hunter
Are you single?:: yea
Are you in a relationship?:: nope
If so, for how long?:: read above
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: yes
What is your idea of the best date?:: spending an entire day with someone you're dating, and just having fun... and at the end, be in each others arms
What was your first kiss like?:: interesting
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: i was in the 6th grade
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: no
Whats the best experience you've ever had with the opposite sex?:: only 2 people know that one...
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yea
Have you ever been dumped?:: yea
Have you ever dumped someone?:: yea
Whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: haha... wouldn't you like to know...
WORD ASSOCIATION
Slippers:: bed time
Hat:: Sun?
Hard:: hehehe... ;)
Free:: PORN SITES
Space:: Planets
Taste:: ;)
Good charlotte:: fucking posers
Red:: blood
Deep:: cut
Heart:: love
Cord:: cable
Cheese:: Cheeseburger... gawd i work too much!
Rain:: wet
Work:: sucks
Pedal:: roses
Head:: hats
Bed:: haha... SEX!!
Fluff:: marshmellow
Hardcore:: Metal
Race:: cars
Knife:: butterfly knives... i want one
Jump:: high
I....
am:: listening to Mindless Self Indulgence right now
want:: to see how Maddie is doing right now =/
need:: sex
crave:: nothing at the moment
love:: sex
hate:: alotta things
did:: women?
feel:: sad right now
miss:: Maddie
am annoyed by:: family
would rather:: run away
am tired of:: drama
will always:: love that special person
SILLY STUFF
What is your favourite genre of music?:: Metal
What time is it now?:: 12:34PM
What day is it?:: Thursday
Whens the last time you called someone?:: 14 minutes ago, I tried calling Maddie to see if everything's ok, and it doesnt seem good cuz she didn't answer
How much money do you have right now?:: $0.50
Are you hungry?:: no
Whatcha doin?:: this and listening to Mindless Self Indulgence, and worrying about Maddie
Do you like parades?:: yea
Do you like the moon?:: yep
What are you going to do when youre done with this?:: get dressed and wa;l to work
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: cup cup cup cup cup cup... hmm... it doesnt phase me much... but every other word is a funny word whrn you do that.
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: to take hurt away from everyone
Have you ever had a picnic?:: yes i have
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: I LOVED THOSE!!!
What about sock em boppers?:: haha yeah!
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: yes i am...?
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
funny?:: I can be
pretty?:: nope
sarcastic?:: oh ya
lazy?:: at times
hyper?:: yea
friendly?:: haha if you're not annoying me
evil?:: yesss
smart?:: haha if I wanna be
strong?:: yea
talented?:: at times ;)
dorky?:: oh yaaa
ASSOCIATE THESE WORDS WITH SOMEONE YOU KNOW (or dont know)
high:: Bobo
skip:: Coley she always skips class
dance:: Roman... he loves that DDR
lonely:: um... idk
pen:: Mrs Kimber, i always steal her sharpees
flower:: Ashley ;P
window:: Shane
psycho:: Courtney lol
brain freeze:: Me
orange:: um...
sassy:: idk
jelly:: not even gunna answer that
FOR OR AGAINST
suicide:: its your decision
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes:: for
war:: against
canada:: for
united states:: for
rock music:: FOR
gay marriage:: only if both chicks are hot... lol j/p i'm for
school:: against teachers!!
surveys:: ehh idc
parents:: against
cars:: for
killing:: i'm all for that
britney spears:: against
coffee:: FOR!!
pants:: FUCKER, I'M AGAINST THEM!!
WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?:: fuck no
Play strip poker?:: Already Have
Run away?:: Already Have, But Yes I Would Do It Again
Curse at a teacher?:: Done It, But I'll Do It Again
Not take a shower for a week?:: nope
Ask someone out?:: Depends...
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: nope
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yep
Go scuba diving?:: yea
Write a book?:: nope
Become a rockstar?:: yea
Have casual sex?:: yeaa
LAST QUESTIONS
What shampoo do you use?:: suave
What kind of computer do you have?:: Compaq
What grade are you in?:: 11th
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: haha... yes
Or just make out?:: that too ;)
How many posters do you have in your room?:: i had a lot, now i only have like 5
How many cds do you have?:: 130 sumthin
What time is it now?:: 12:44PM