My father is a sick sick man.
But it's so funny.
So I'm watching the Weather Channel with my Dad, and we're watching some thing on tornadoes, and He starts up with: "Wait for it, they (the storm survivers) are going to thank God. They'll say 'God was looking out for me!' God collapsed your fucking house! How much could he be looking out for you? Seriously, there was this one lady, who was driving her new car accross a bridge, and lightening hits the damn car, and it rolls over the bridge! So this lady sinks and almost fucking drowns, is just barely rescued, and there she is on the TV saying 'God was looking out for me, praise the Lord!' God just hit your new car with a fucking lightening bolt! Can't you take the hint? Morons."
I like my daddy.
So I'm watching the Weather Channel with my Dad, and we're watching some thing on tornadoes, and He starts up with: "Wait for it, they (the storm survivers) are going to thank God. They'll say 'God was looking out for me!' God collapsed your fucking house! How much could he be looking out for you? Seriously, there was this one lady, who was driving her new car accross a bridge, and lightening hits the damn car, and it rolls over the bridge! So this lady sinks and almost fucking drowns, is just barely rescued, and there she is on the TV saying 'God was looking out for me, praise the Lord!' God just hit your new car with a fucking lightening bolt! Can't you take the hint? Morons."
I like my daddy.