Operation: Superbike!
Hey yo! Betcha wasn't expectin' ta see me 'round, huh?
Well, me neither, after that pinch I got myself in. But lucky I got pulled into a little...side job...right towards the end of Summer Break that put me over the top. So like it or not, y'all are just gonna have to deal.
Turns out I even got enough scratch left to start lookin' at bikes. I was checkin' out listings in Cycle Trader Weekly, hopin' to catch me a good deal on some used wheels till a better idea come along. Figured that maybe instead of just making payments outright, might be a good opportunity to build me a custom. And then it hit me.
What the fuck was I thinking?
Sure, I can build a custom chopper, no problem. But hell, I'm surrounded by crazy-ass magical crap everywhere I turn. Got girls with mythril armor and cold iron swords and adamantium shields. Magic spells that can make you invisible or catch stuff on fire, or can enchant statues to move around on their own like they're alive or somethin'. Some chicks can even take a broomstick an' can make it fly.
So, with all that? I'm gonna make me a superbike. Between all of this, hell, I can prolly come up with somethin' pretty damn cool, and most definitely one of a kind. I'll machine out the parts from alien star-metal or whatever other special kinds of mats I can get my hands on. Might need some help, though, with all the enchanting and spellcasting and charms and shit like that.
We ain't got Shop class at a school like this, but that ain't gonna stop me. If anyone wants to have a little extra-curricular fun just give me a shout out. Don't know yet what we'll end up with, but I suppose that depends mostly on what kinds of volunteers want to come tinkering around with the machinery. Fellow gearheads are particularly appreciated (Natty, I'm lookin' at you here, babe?) but anyone and everyone's welcome to drop by.
Peace out!
Well, me neither, after that pinch I got myself in. But lucky I got pulled into a little...side job...right towards the end of Summer Break that put me over the top. So like it or not, y'all are just gonna have to deal.
Turns out I even got enough scratch left to start lookin' at bikes. I was checkin' out listings in Cycle Trader Weekly, hopin' to catch me a good deal on some used wheels till a better idea come along. Figured that maybe instead of just making payments outright, might be a good opportunity to build me a custom. And then it hit me.
What the fuck was I thinking?
Sure, I can build a custom chopper, no problem. But hell, I'm surrounded by crazy-ass magical crap everywhere I turn. Got girls with mythril armor and cold iron swords and adamantium shields. Magic spells that can make you invisible or catch stuff on fire, or can enchant statues to move around on their own like they're alive or somethin'. Some chicks can even take a broomstick an' can make it fly.
So, with all that? I'm gonna make me a superbike. Between all of this, hell, I can prolly come up with somethin' pretty damn cool, and most definitely one of a kind. I'll machine out the parts from alien star-metal or whatever other special kinds of mats I can get my hands on. Might need some help, though, with all the enchanting and spellcasting and charms and shit like that.
We ain't got Shop class at a school like this, but that ain't gonna stop me. If anyone wants to have a little extra-curricular fun just give me a shout out. Don't know yet what we'll end up with, but I suppose that depends mostly on what kinds of volunteers want to come tinkering around with the machinery. Fellow gearheads are particularly appreciated (Natty, I'm lookin' at you here, babe?) but anyone and everyone's welcome to drop by.
Peace out!