When I am Queen....
When I am queen christianity will no longer be allowed to be refered to as "religion". They will call themselves "the christian religion" in arguments and conversation, or they will not be able to talk about their religion at all. I'm tired of hearing this "put religion back in schools" shit. They don't want religion in schools, they want THEIR religion in schools. I doubt these "religion in schools" nuts would like it if their kids were forced to pray to Allah or Krishna.
When I am queen temporary sterilization will be enforced prior to a person reaching puberty and will remain that way until the individual reaches the age of 25. Then they may fuck like rabbits with their nuts and tubes in tact all that want. But once they have reached the limit of 2 children, they must get permanent sterilization. Even if this means the individual breeds one child with one woman and one child with another (or vice versa). THERE'S TOO MANY FUCKIN PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! LET THE GAWD DAMN PLANET BREATH ONCE IN A WHILE!
When I am queen those anti-smoking commercials by Truth will be outlawed. We know the health risks involved with smoking, so sit down and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
And another thing ... when I am queen, wars will be fought ONLY between the leaders of the countries. If the leaders are such pussies that they don't want to risk their lives fighting for the specific cause in question, why the fuck should they be able to send OUR children to fight it for them?
When I am queen, the bible will only be found in the occult section along with all the other bibles of various religions and belief systems. If christians object to his, then the Satanic Bible and other bibles of various religions will be included in the religion section as well. If christians object to this, they can kiss my ass and thank their lucky stars I don't outlaw christianity all together.
When I am queen, scientific and cosmetic testing will no longer be done on animals. They will done on death row inmates and convicted child molesters. You wanna fuck the neighborhood kiddies? Fine, but you'll have to do it after being blinded, shocked, sterilized, hairless, horribly disfigured, and with part of your face burned off, an ear sewn onto your back, your dick chopped off, and infected with aids, you sick fuck.
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When I am queen suicide will be completely legal. If you wanna kill yourself, by all means go for it. Abortion is legal and they don't have laws against that, so why should killing yourself be any different?
... I'll add more as I think of them ...