MY LIFE IS A DISMAL ABYSS OF SOMETHING.

[cruelbitch]

So today, at the dentist's office while getting a filling, my supposed "politically moderate" dentist decided to go off about Obama. You see, he's the crazed Mad Scientist type, with polka-dotted pajama pants and wild gray hair, who frequently shouts at Oprah on television "KILL THE IDIOT!" and "SHUT UP, YOU ASSHOLE!" in a vocal cadence that

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[sarcoa]

Incredible.

[cruelbitch]

WHY HELLO SARCOA HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU ENJOY JAPAN?

[sarcoa]

HI AKANEY I ENJOYED JAPAN IMMENSELY GOING THERE WAS PROBABLY THE MOST AWESOME THING IVE EVER DONE YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT SOMETIME.

[cruelbitch]

UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE NO PRESENT FUNDS, OTHERWISE I'D INDULGE. UM, I BOUGHT VANILLA AND GREEN TEA MOCHI WHILE IN CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSSETTS. DOES THAT COUNT, OR DOES THAT JUST MAKE ME A WEEABOO? THIS VERY QUESTION HAS KEPT ME UP AT NIGHTS.

[sarcoa]

JAPAN HAS AN INTENSE OBSESSION WITH GREEN TEA, IT'S IN EVERYTHING FROM ICE CREAM TO CANDY AND IT'S FUCKING GROSS IN ANY ITERATION THAT IS NOT STANDARD GREEN TEA. YOU WOULD ONLY BE WEEABOOLIC IF YOU WERE TO SUBMIT TO ANY OF THESE ABOMINATIONS. I HOPE NOW YOU ARE ABLE TO REST AT NIGHT.

I ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND ON FACEBOOK LOL.

[cruelbitch]

I AM UTTERLY RELIEVED, AS I HAVE TOILED AND PERSEVERED. I DRINK GREEN TEA ON A NEAR-OBSESSIVE BASIS EVERY DAY, WITH THE ORANGE PEKOE LEAVES FOR ADDITIONAL ~HEALTH~, BUT I ALSO SMOKE, SO I AM AN IMBECILE. ALSO, HOW MUCH OF THE LANGUAGE DID YOU PICK UP?

LOL. I WILL ADD YOU BACK GOOD BUDDY.

[sarcoa]

MY DEAR FRIEND WHO SPOKE A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF JAPANESE WAS THERE TO GUIDE ME SO SPEAKING THE LANGUAGE WAS NOT NECESSARY. SHE TAUGHT ME THREE WORDS WHICH I FAILED TO REMEMBER. THERE WERE NO FAT REDNECKS TELLING YOU TO LEARN THE DAMN LANGUAGE SO IT WAS ALL A-OK.

[cruelbitch]

I KNOW HOW TO SAY "I AM HUNGRY" BECAUSE TYRA BANKS TAUGHT ME HOW. THAT'S APPROXIMATELY IT. AND DAMN, NO FAT REDNECKS? YOU MUST HAVE BEEN HOMESICK!!!