On the twelfth day of Christmas,
cruel_gentleman sent to me...
Twelve medical curiousities drumming
Eleven decemberists piping
Ten camus a-leaping
Nine brains dancing
Eight semiotics a-smoking
Seven books a-writing
Six cigarettes a-travelling
Five bi-i-i-ill hicks
Four warren ellis
Three magnetic fields
Two road trips
...and a sloth in a sobriety.