Quotin' as I'm goin' along...
"Cartoons are simply intersecting geometric figures!!" --Philip
"I didn't know they were so violent, these aquatic organisms!" --Philip
We were talking about Twiggy's fish tank...
"I drink embryos all the time!" --Bryan
"It's nice to know you're passionate about some things, Twiggy, like ants and Backstreet Boys' fat!" --Megan
"So they made a statue out of gold for this Prince and because there was a famine, the statue told a sparrow to take the gold off his body and give it to the people...The ending was so saaad, the sparrow died of exhaustion and the statue was fug!" --Twiggy
"Johnathan, in a playboy bunny suit, with Michelle Yee, in her pyjamas, in the men’s change room, farting.
Benny, in fishnet, with Eunice, in night gown, at the honeymoon ranch, massaging each other.
John, in black pumps and speedo, with Bianca, in Leo’s skin, in the alley, mutilating Leo.
Ronnie, wearing nothing, and Twiggy, in her bikini, in the middle of a traffic intersection, vomiting."
These were epic.
"What time is it?"
"Don't worry, it's just 1:25..."
Awhile later
"What time is it now?"
"1:35."
"Whoa, it's been ten minutes?"
"Yeah I know, time flies when you're having a good time :)..."
"Actually I was going to say it felt way longer than ten minutes."
"...DX"
--Twiggy and I, at the UTSC Student Centre having lunch
"Baby I can see your Haiti!" --Bonita
"I'm trying to get rid of your Bonita." --Bryan
"Curse the downward dog!" --Twiggy
"What position are you in?" "Fetal position." --Bryan
Referring to yoga...
"Convocate: [verb] To piss Phil off." --Phil
"I'm not a man of words." --Phil
"REALLY!?" --Twig, Bon, and Me
"Robert Pattison isn't a butter face... He's just butter." --Bonita & Twig
"I have to clear my urinary tract." --Random stranger at UTSC
"Your tiny erotic Prof?!" --Phil
"You're an Asian woman, Phil." --Twig
"Twiggy, you just gravitate towards things coming out of my mouth." --Phil
"Sorry for the incontinence." --A coworker He meant 'inconvenience' LOLOL
"Twiggy, why are you diddling your teabags?" --me
"I'm afraid I'm gonna Phil her." --Bonita
"Now I'm thinking about creamy fillings..." --Twiggy
"We should do this more often, talk about yoga and testicles!" --Bonita
"Leo, why is your beef dingling?" --Phil
"If you see a bird, it's one of stick!" --Phil
"I'm going to feed you balls, Linda." --Phil
"Robby's got some tricky nipples." --Eunice/Linda
"Do it, Henry, it's like having a waterpark in your mouth!" --Ronnie
"Don't worry Leo, I'll stay true to your cutting!" --Linda
"How would you discuss someone numerically stronger than you?" -Phil
"Twiggy's heart is obese with love for Phil!" --Eunice
"Twiggy, I gave you so much dollar!" --Phil
"He went from one extreme to the other? From punk to fob?" --Henry
"See, a douchebag you can be friends with. You expect the douchey-ness. You can't be friends with a creepy guy." --Eunice
"She was in a huge car accident. She lost a lot of blood, has multiple fractures, and there's a huge chance she'll turn into vegetation." --Frankie
"Nourish your boobs! They won't feed themselves!" --Twiggy
"You guys officially fabricated that fictitious fact!" --Phil
"Aiyatheydidnt!" --Eunice
"I'm not a drama person!" --Phil
"Why are you mocking me?" --Phil
"I'm tired! It's my default reaction!" --Bon
"She has taste buds of steel!" --Eunice