ONE ring to RULE THEM all...
yesterday i went to the american idol auditions.....for my friend haha, because we all know i can't sing, but i still do, so suck on a big one. anywho, it was tons of fun. we met interesting and fun people and some made it through, and a lot didn't.
they let a guy in a banana suit in, a guy with that donkey thing where your legs are its feet and stuff..and this guy that we called william hung part 2..no joke. he was singing and talking to EVERYONE and omg, annoying!! but funny because he thought he could sing and now he ACTUALLY made it in. poor guy doesn't know they let him in solely for entertainment purposes. this guy we called o.j. simpson (for the reason that he looked like him kind of) had me DYING of laughter..omg he ruled. i wish he had made it in, just to be on t.v. he kept singing "oh girllll" for HOURS and people were ready to kill him. so at one point i was like "sing your one line again!!!" and everyone was like "NOOO!!!" hahaah..he was like "it's only my warm-up."
we waited from 6:30 am until 7:30 pm..she didn't make it in for w/e reason..she can sing, but..i don't know. it was HOT AND SUNNY and i got sun burned a-fucking-gain! i really didn't prepare at all mostly because i didn't know what to expect. we sat inside the rose bowl and occasionally left to be in the shade and i didn't eat anything but water (which is not eaten, but drunk) and minute maid lemonade. i ate at like 11 when i got home and after i showered. there were these two guys around our age, who were a couple. they had no shame! i loved it. they were holding, hugging, and kissing. and when it was the boyfriend's turn to go they kissed and people just stared i was like yay! because most people our age wouldn't be that open. lesbians yes, they don't give a fuck but its easier for them for obvious reasons. then when he was over at the tents to audition he yelled "GO ALFREDO!!" lol, i was like fuck me, wtf. meh.
they let a guy in a banana suit in, a guy with that donkey thing where your legs are its feet and stuff..and this guy that we called william hung part 2..no joke. he was singing and talking to EVERYONE and omg, annoying!! but funny because he thought he could sing and now he ACTUALLY made it in. poor guy doesn't know they let him in solely for entertainment purposes. this guy we called o.j. simpson (for the reason that he looked like him kind of) had me DYING of laughter..omg he ruled. i wish he had made it in, just to be on t.v. he kept singing "oh girllll" for HOURS and people were ready to kill him. so at one point i was like "sing your one line again!!!" and everyone was like "NOOO!!!" hahaah..he was like "it's only my warm-up."
we waited from 6:30 am until 7:30 pm..she didn't make it in for w/e reason..she can sing, but..i don't know. it was HOT AND SUNNY and i got sun burned a-fucking-gain! i really didn't prepare at all mostly because i didn't know what to expect. we sat inside the rose bowl and occasionally left to be in the shade and i didn't eat anything but water (which is not eaten, but drunk) and minute maid lemonade. i ate at like 11 when i got home and after i showered. there were these two guys around our age, who were a couple. they had no shame! i loved it. they were holding, hugging, and kissing. and when it was the boyfriend's turn to go they kissed and people just stared i was like yay! because most people our age wouldn't be that open. lesbians yes, they don't give a fuck but its easier for them for obvious reasons. then when he was over at the tents to audition he yelled "GO ALFREDO!!" lol, i was like fuck me, wtf. meh.