wtf snakes!

[cruciatus_x]

So I was just sitting here playing RO, right? And my phone rings, and I see it's one of my friends so I pick it up and it goes like this..

Me: Hello?
Him: Kayla?
Me: Yeh?
Him: Snake question.
Me: ...Okay.
Him: Are rattlesnakes venomous?
Me: ...We don't really have many rattlers around here..
Him: Well, I'm looking at one right now. (He goes on to describe an eastern diamondback)
In the background: HURRY UP, my foot is turning purple!
Me: .... O.O!!! YES, they're venomous.
Him: Okaygottagohospitalbye! -click-
Me: .... !!!

D: jeez, how did they get this far north?