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1) When I was a kid after school I: would play with horses.
2) This one time when I was high: I coudn't stop jumping around.
3) The New Pope: uh, is new?
4) I fall asleep easily: when I've been partying all night.
5) I need more: time.
6) I need less: rules.
7) Public toilets are useful for: well, lets not go there.
8) The United States should change its name to: Da States. Yo. (Good one Michelle)
9) My theme song would be: "Dear Dear Diary" by Pink, or just about any song by Good Charlotte (SHUT UP!).
10) Sometimes I think people: I'm crazy.
11) Prescription drugs are: a wonderful wonderful thing.
12) I think about sex when: with certain people.
13) The middle finger is most useful: for signaling in heavy trafic.
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: was for the King's Ball, I think.
15) In one month: I'll be partying.
16) For the last time: Arnold should die!
17) The last thing I stole: wasn't stolen.
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: a Penthouse in New York.
19) When in Rome: screw all the hot guys!
20) If only I could get rid of: parents.
21) Your mom: is SO better than mine!
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be: on a tropical island so I could get out of prison.
23) The last person who talked to me: was Mom.
24) I mostly use the internet: for a way to get away from my family.
25) When I'm President: pot will be legal.
26) I most resemble: myself?
27) The word I say too much is: fuck?
28) Vegas is great for: partying and finding hot guys.
29) Michael Jackson: is so guilty.
30) The Speed Limit means: "go this much faster than you already are".
31) When I die I want my body: mumified!
32) If I could go back in time I'd: go to the 50's. Grease is just that cool.
33) The last time I said "this sucks": I was doing something I can't remember.
34) You obviously know me well when: I invite you to my house for no reason.
35) Tomorrow I will: another day at work.
36) I spend too much time: in the house or working.
37) The last thing I broke: deserved it mann!
38) Oh yeah and don't forget: to give me a kiss!
2) This one time when I was high: I coudn't stop jumping around.
3) The New Pope: uh, is new?
4) I fall asleep easily: when I've been partying all night.
5) I need more: time.
6) I need less: rules.
7) Public toilets are useful for: well, lets not go there.
8) The United States should change its name to: Da States. Yo. (Good one Michelle)
9) My theme song would be: "Dear Dear Diary" by Pink, or just about any song by Good Charlotte (SHUT UP!).
10) Sometimes I think people: I'm crazy.
11) Prescription drugs are: a wonderful wonderful thing.
12) I think about sex when: with certain people.
13) The middle finger is most useful: for signaling in heavy trafic.
14) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: was for the King's Ball, I think.
15) In one month: I'll be partying.
16) For the last time: Arnold should die!
17) The last thing I stole: wasn't stolen.
18) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: a Penthouse in New York.
19) When in Rome: screw all the hot guys!
20) If only I could get rid of: parents.
21) Your mom: is SO better than mine!
22) When I'm on death row my last meal will be: on a tropical island so I could get out of prison.
23) The last person who talked to me: was Mom.
24) I mostly use the internet: for a way to get away from my family.
25) When I'm President: pot will be legal.
26) I most resemble: myself?
27) The word I say too much is: fuck?
28) Vegas is great for: partying and finding hot guys.
29) Michael Jackson: is so guilty.
30) The Speed Limit means: "go this much faster than you already are".
31) When I die I want my body: mumified!
32) If I could go back in time I'd: go to the 50's. Grease is just that cool.
33) The last time I said "this sucks": I was doing something I can't remember.
34) You obviously know me well when: I invite you to my house for no reason.
35) Tomorrow I will: another day at work.
36) I spend too much time: in the house or working.
37) The last thing I broke: deserved it mann!
38) Oh yeah and don't forget: to give me a kiss!