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May 29, 2008 23:09

10 Things I have learned recently.

1 Never download programs from Limewire.
2 Never put off dealing with spilled milk.
3 Never buy bags of chicken that don't specifically say 'boneless'.
4 Never accuse your roommate of stealing things, no matter how sure you are.
5 Never watch things with zombies in them just before bed. Or any other time, really.
6 Never make fun of people on message boards without double checking your own post for typos.
7 Never search for 'starving genocide babies'.
8 Never click on anything even remotely referencing Rick Astley.
9 Never double up on PMS medication, even if it didn't feel like the first dose is working at all.
10 Never assume anything about the weather in Portland.

I tag... anyone, I guess.

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