Busy People, Busy Places
Career reccomendations, according to a website. Some of them are pretty baffling, and some I would never take, ever.
Medical Illustrator: because there is nothing like drawing syphilitic pen0rs all day.
Taxidermist: It would be fun, except for all the vomiting.
Hairstylist: I actualy think I could do this. All my customers would just hate me.
Hospital Service Worker: Would you like me to change this bedpan, or CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN OFFAL, sir?
Esthetician: I'm hoping this is a job where you euthenize people. Or possibly just tell them they're ugly. Either way it sounds pretty bad ass.
Industrial-Organizational Psychologist: I like this. I imagine that you find organizations, ask them about their problems, and then prescribe heavy medication.
Animal Trainer, Personal Trainer, or Computer Trainer: I am actual interested in the Computer Taming job. How does one train a computer? Positive reinforcement? Crating? The hose? Either way, I would probably be reduced to beating all three trainees with a whip while sobbing with frustration in, say, a couple hours.
Locksmith: what about lockpick? Either would be great.
Dental Assistant: I don't even want to be a dentist. Why would I want to take orders from one?
Sports Official: It depends. If I had to be one of the guys who did anything important, than no. If I was just the guy who officially patted down the athletes (for weapons or drugs or whatnot) then hell yes.
Mover: and SHAKER?
Carpenter: you mean... I could be JESUS?
Zookeeper: As long as I don't have to mate pandas. They're cute, but cute only gets you so far.
Medical Illustrator: because there is nothing like drawing syphilitic pen0rs all day.
Taxidermist: It would be fun, except for all the vomiting.
Hairstylist: I actualy think I could do this. All my customers would just hate me.
Hospital Service Worker: Would you like me to change this bedpan, or CHOKE YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN OFFAL, sir?
Esthetician: I'm hoping this is a job where you euthenize people. Or possibly just tell them they're ugly. Either way it sounds pretty bad ass.
Industrial-Organizational Psychologist: I like this. I imagine that you find organizations, ask them about their problems, and then prescribe heavy medication.
Animal Trainer, Personal Trainer, or Computer Trainer: I am actual interested in the Computer Taming job. How does one train a computer? Positive reinforcement? Crating? The hose? Either way, I would probably be reduced to beating all three trainees with a whip while sobbing with frustration in, say, a couple hours.
Locksmith: what about lockpick? Either would be great.
Dental Assistant: I don't even want to be a dentist. Why would I want to take orders from one?
Sports Official: It depends. If I had to be one of the guys who did anything important, than no. If I was just the guy who officially patted down the athletes (for weapons or drugs or whatnot) then hell yes.
Mover: and SHAKER?
Carpenter: you mean... I could be JESUS?
Zookeeper: As long as I don't have to mate pandas. They're cute, but cute only gets you so far.