on evil, the essence of
whoa. i was googling all my screennames and whatnot, cuz that's a good way to freak yourself out, and i found this conversation that i had with my friend about three years ago. it made me laugh. the screennames have been changed to protect the innocent.
Dan12345 (5:59:06 PM): just a random thought of mine...
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (5:59:27 PM): it is okay
Dan12345 (5:59:28 PM): i think evil girls come from beaches, and evil guys come from parties
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (5:59:44 PM): lol
Dan12345 (6:00:07 PM): evil girls are like...they think if they wear enough makeup, people will believe that they smile sometimes
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:07 PM): that is classic!
Dan12345 (6:00:20 PM): :-D
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:28 PM): what about the evil guys?
Dan12345 (6:00:42 PM): um...they want to fuck the evil girls
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:48 PM): lol
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef 6:00:52 PM): and i am not an evil girl
Dan12345 (6:00:53 PM): no
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:56 PM): so i don't figure i
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:58 PM): *in
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:01:04 PM): and you aren't an evil guy
Dan12345 (6:01:23 PM): you are a cool girl. ok, well i guess theevil guys want to...um...violate you too
Dan12345 (6:01:31 PM): thanks
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:01:36 PM): lol
Dan12345 (6:03:23 PM): evil guys like...go jogging in low-rise jeans to attract the evil girls. and they won't admit they go to tanning salons before they jog
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:03:32 PM): lol
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:05:25 PM): that is totally classic!
Dan12345 (6:05:29 PM): evil guys think they are rappers from the ghetto when they are sheltered, suburban and white. i heard this evil guy say like, "FUCK dat SHIT! fuckin' COKE-HEADS! i NEED to get my CANTERBURY TALES!"
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:05:46 PM): canterbury tales?
Dan12345 (6:05:55 PM): yeah, like for english and stuff
Dan12345 (6:08:46 PM): evil guys wear shirts from the local lanscaping, paving and roofing businesses when they have never worked a day in their lives
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:09:10 PM): yea they just wanna look like they have
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:09:12 PM): lol
Dan12345 (6:09:13 PM): yeah!
Dan12345 (6:10:53 PM): they spend hundreds of dollars of daddy and mommy's money on Fubu and Enko clothes, feigning ghetto speak when they meet an african american professor
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:11:15 PM): and the professors just look at them like they have lost their minds
Dan12345 (6:11:19 PM): yeah
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:11:48 PM): all *fo shizzle my nizzle* up in here looking like a fool!
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:11:50 PM): lol
Dan12345 (6:11:55 PM): yeah hahahaha, brb
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:13:01 PM): kay
Dan12345 (6:13:32 PM): hehe
Dan12345 (6:13:39 PM): and they buy cheap hamburger meat
Dan12345 (6:13:45 PM): the 20% fat kind
Dan12345 (5:59:06 PM): just a random thought of mine...
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (5:59:27 PM): it is okay
Dan12345 (5:59:28 PM): i think evil girls come from beaches, and evil guys come from parties
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (5:59:44 PM): lol
Dan12345 (6:00:07 PM): evil girls are like...they think if they wear enough makeup, people will believe that they smile sometimes
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:07 PM): that is classic!
Dan12345 (6:00:20 PM): :-D
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:28 PM): what about the evil guys?
Dan12345 (6:00:42 PM): um...they want to fuck the evil girls
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:48 PM): lol
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef 6:00:52 PM): and i am not an evil girl
Dan12345 (6:00:53 PM): no
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:56 PM): so i don't figure i
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:00:58 PM): *in
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:01:04 PM): and you aren't an evil guy
Dan12345 (6:01:23 PM): you are a cool girl. ok, well i guess theevil guys want to...um...violate you too
Dan12345 (6:01:31 PM): thanks
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:01:36 PM): lol
Dan12345 (6:03:23 PM): evil guys like...go jogging in low-rise jeans to attract the evil girls. and they won't admit they go to tanning salons before they jog
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:03:32 PM): lol
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:05:25 PM): that is totally classic!
Dan12345 (6:05:29 PM): evil guys think they are rappers from the ghetto when they are sheltered, suburban and white. i heard this evil guy say like, "FUCK dat SHIT! fuckin' COKE-HEADS! i NEED to get my CANTERBURY TALES!"
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:05:46 PM): canterbury tales?
Dan12345 (6:05:55 PM): yeah, like for english and stuff
Dan12345 (6:08:46 PM): evil guys wear shirts from the local lanscaping, paving and roofing businesses when they have never worked a day in their lives
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:09:10 PM): yea they just wanna look like they have
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:09:12 PM): lol
Dan12345 (6:09:13 PM): yeah!
Dan12345 (6:10:53 PM): they spend hundreds of dollars of daddy and mommy's money on Fubu and Enko clothes, feigning ghetto speak when they meet an african american professor
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:11:15 PM): and the professors just look at them like they have lost their minds
Dan12345 (6:11:19 PM): yeah
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:11:48 PM): all *fo shizzle my nizzle* up in here looking like a fool!
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:11:50 PM): lol
Dan12345 (6:11:55 PM): yeah hahahaha, brb
MyNameIsNotShannonVanCleef (6:13:01 PM): kay
Dan12345 (6:13:32 PM): hehe
Dan12345 (6:13:39 PM): and they buy cheap hamburger meat
Dan12345 (6:13:45 PM): the 20% fat kind