On Friends That Suck
You absolute scumsucking whore. You have the fucking *nerve* to call me, while fucking the man you STOLE from me, while we were friends, to tell me that "You don't need to pretend to be my friend anymore because you got you a GOOD man now. "
You fucking bitch. He was mine first, for three months he was mine and I was happy until I introduced you two. Then suddenly he stops calling me. Won't answer *MY* calls. What . The . Fuck. You, in the guise of friendship, seduced my guy...dumped me as a friend and then you call me while you fuck the man I was actually starting to give a shit about to tell me that you're engaged?
You dirty, skanklicking slut. I hope you get syphilis, go insane and die alone.
You fucking bitch. He was mine first, for three months he was mine and I was happy until I introduced you two. Then suddenly he stops calling me. Won't answer *MY* calls. What . The . Fuck. You, in the guise of friendship, seduced my guy...dumped me as a friend and then you call me while you fuck the man I was actually starting to give a shit about to tell me that you're engaged?
You dirty, skanklicking slut. I hope you get syphilis, go insane and die alone.