Predicaments of A Flushed Nature 1/2 [homestuck]
Predicaments of A Flushed Nature 1/2
author: crown_celestial
summary: Kanaya goes to Rose for her problems. [Kanaya/Vriska]
-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] --
GA: I Apologize In Advance
GA: Perhaps This Is Not The Time To Pester You On Such Things
TT: No, it's fine.
TT: I can sense you have something on your mind.
TT: You know I'm always open for discussion.
GA: Is That So
TT: We have three years to worry about things, Kanaya.
TT: Surely whatever you're thinking about merits at least a discussion.
GA: It May Seem Unimportant In the Grand Scheme Of Things
TT: Even better.
TT: I would rather skip another conversation about how we intend to defeat Jack Noir or meet up with Jade and John.
TT: We have gone through those a dozen times and Karkat still hasn't seem to have wrapped his head around it.
TT: Frankly, any other topic would be a breath of fresh air.
GA: The Topic May Be A Bit
GA: Embarrassing
TT: Ah. Will we be discussing your confusing troll quadrants today?
TT: I would never say no to that.
GA: Does This Interest You
GA: My Lack of Expertise In Dealing With Quadrants
TT: Your quadrants have always been a source of both fascination and intrigue for me.
TT: Especially since it is a topic that you trolls seem to think about often.
GA: Karkat Is Of The Opinion You Cannot Help
TT: Karkat has many opinions. What matters is only yours. Do you think I can't help, Kanaya?
GA: I Think
GA: That You May Be Able To Shed Light Into My Predicament
TT: I didn't know you were in the dark about this.
TT: I would certainly think you have enough light to work out your quadrant problems.
GA: If You Are Going To Be Sarcastic About This Then Maybe Karkat Is Right
TT: Forgive me. It was a pun waiting to happen, I'm afraid.
TT: If you truly believe that I won't be able to help, we can switch topics now and forget all that has been said.
GA: Wait
GA: I Do Value Your Opinion As A Seer
GA: Terezi Is Our Seer But I Fear Her Own Feelings May Come Into Play With What I Am Dealing With
TT: So you need an unbiased opinion.
TT: And you think I can provide it?
GA: You Are Not Acquainted With The Other Trolls
GA: Only Me
TT: That is a fact I cannot entirely contend with.
TT: I'm just glad your quadrant problem isn't concerning any of the humans.
TT: It's messy enough as it is with my ectobrother and Terezi.
GA: I Think Their Relationship
GA: Is Healthier Than Most Flushed Ones I Have Witnessed
GA: They Do Not Constantly Flip Quadrants
GA: And Their Courtship Has Not Included Engaging In Violent Forms of Romance
TT: As much as I would love to hear about my brother's relationship with his troll girlfriend, it's your quadrants we should we talking about, Kanaya.
TT: May I take a stab in the dark and assume what worries you is of the flushed nature?
GA: You Stab Correctly
TT: I always did have impeccable aim.
TT: And you have led me to believe this is a troll that Terezi would have conflicting feelings for.
TT: With that in mind, I do believe I have come to a conclusion on who this troll may be.
GA: And What Conclusion Is That?
TT: Spidertr8ll.
part 2
author: crown_celestial
summary: Kanaya goes to Rose for her problems. [Kanaya/Vriska]
-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] --
GA: I Apologize In Advance
GA: Perhaps This Is Not The Time To Pester You On Such Things
TT: No, it's fine.
TT: I can sense you have something on your mind.
TT: You know I'm always open for discussion.
GA: Is That So
TT: We have three years to worry about things, Kanaya.
TT: Surely whatever you're thinking about merits at least a discussion.
GA: It May Seem Unimportant In the Grand Scheme Of Things
TT: Even better.
TT: I would rather skip another conversation about how we intend to defeat Jack Noir or meet up with Jade and John.
TT: We have gone through those a dozen times and Karkat still hasn't seem to have wrapped his head around it.
TT: Frankly, any other topic would be a breath of fresh air.
GA: The Topic May Be A Bit
GA: Embarrassing
TT: Ah. Will we be discussing your confusing troll quadrants today?
TT: I would never say no to that.
GA: Does This Interest You
GA: My Lack of Expertise In Dealing With Quadrants
TT: Your quadrants have always been a source of both fascination and intrigue for me.
TT: Especially since it is a topic that you trolls seem to think about often.
GA: Karkat Is Of The Opinion You Cannot Help
TT: Karkat has many opinions. What matters is only yours. Do you think I can't help, Kanaya?
GA: I Think
GA: That You May Be Able To Shed Light Into My Predicament
TT: I didn't know you were in the dark about this.
TT: I would certainly think you have enough light to work out your quadrant problems.
GA: If You Are Going To Be Sarcastic About This Then Maybe Karkat Is Right
TT: Forgive me. It was a pun waiting to happen, I'm afraid.
TT: If you truly believe that I won't be able to help, we can switch topics now and forget all that has been said.
GA: Wait
GA: I Do Value Your Opinion As A Seer
GA: Terezi Is Our Seer But I Fear Her Own Feelings May Come Into Play With What I Am Dealing With
TT: So you need an unbiased opinion.
TT: And you think I can provide it?
GA: You Are Not Acquainted With The Other Trolls
GA: Only Me
TT: That is a fact I cannot entirely contend with.
TT: I'm just glad your quadrant problem isn't concerning any of the humans.
TT: It's messy enough as it is with my ectobrother and Terezi.
GA: I Think Their Relationship
GA: Is Healthier Than Most Flushed Ones I Have Witnessed
GA: They Do Not Constantly Flip Quadrants
GA: And Their Courtship Has Not Included Engaging In Violent Forms of Romance
TT: As much as I would love to hear about my brother's relationship with his troll girlfriend, it's your quadrants we should we talking about, Kanaya.
TT: May I take a stab in the dark and assume what worries you is of the flushed nature?
GA: You Stab Correctly
TT: I always did have impeccable aim.
TT: And you have led me to believe this is a troll that Terezi would have conflicting feelings for.
TT: With that in mind, I do believe I have come to a conclusion on who this troll may be.
GA: And What Conclusion Is That?
TT: Spidertr8ll.
part 2