6 teeth

[crowleycc04]

yesterday i had surgery and the oral surgeons removed 6 teeth from my jaw. first they told me i couldn't eat after midnight the day before surgery so i was cramin it in on monday till exactly midnight. i watched sin city again and this movie called beloved. Then yesterday (tues) i went to the oral surgen's place. i had to wait for a few minutes in this really comfortable chair and people kept asking me if i was nervous, but i was laughing before the even put me on laughing gas. they were like "its ok to be nervous" and i was just thinking "now im gonna know what its like to shoot heroin and huff at the sametime" for some reason i was really happy. then they put a huge needle in me and put a thing over my nose... drugs. wow they had all these people in there telling horrible jokes but i didnt care cause i felt grrrrrrrrrrrrreat. but by the time they got to the 5th tooth i was starting to become more aware and i forgot to breath out of my nose so i wasnt getting any laughing gas. the doc was like " ur gonna feel some pressure" and i was like "AHhhsonofabizznatchfubbermucker" but what i ment to say was "excuse me doc but that is a knife sliting my gums up and im chokeing on my own blood could u hook me up with some more drugs please?" i think he understood because he was like "breath in through ur nose... open up the valve on his iv hes starting to feel some" then i went totally numb and i think i fell asleep. when i came to i was in that sweet reclining chair again. one of the nurses came up to me and asked how i felt and i said "im wasted" and she laughed for like hours. i slept in that chair for who knows how long going in and out of contiousness. when my uncle finally came and picked me up i tripped getting out of the chair because i didnt realize that my feet were crossed when i tried to stand up. i felt like i was gonna die so i layed back down again on a bench out side and waited for my uncle to bring the car around. went back to his house and slept until about 8 then got on some vikadin and went to bed. i couldnt fall asleep though because i kept on bleeding so bad. i puked blood afew times and finally sleep took me. i woke up this morniging and my head was feeling a couple sizes to big and my stomach had that cold feeling in it. when i finally got up and looked in the mirror i scared myself. i looked like a zombie out of dawn of the dead. there was blood all over myface, it looked like i had eated someone. there was hardened blood all over my teeth and my tounge, and the roof of my mouth too. i took some more vikadin and other stuff and then cleaned my mouth for like 15 min. watched sesame street with my 5 year old cousin and then ate some icecream it was so nice, 1st thing ive had really in two days. well im still pretty swollen and look some what like a chipmunk from hell. well i think im coming home on fri. im gonna go spit up some more blood and take some more drugs.

i apologize because this is all really mispelled and probably makes no sence, but im on a lot of drugs right now and am doin my best