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Character: Crow
Series: Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of The Moon
Character Age: Teenaged
Canon: Fragile takes place in a post-apocalyptic world where the great majority of humans were wiped out and wandering cats are by far the greatest company someone can hope for. The story centers around Seto, a young fifteen-year-old boy who finds himself all alone in the world after his grandfather passes away. With nothing more than a letter hinting that there "might" be other survivors, Seto goes on a journey in hopes of finding other people and eventually, he manages to meet a silver-haired girl. Although the encounter lasts no more than a few seconds, he's determined to find her again, and he goes through quite a few annoyances in the process.
One of said annoyances is Crow, who wastes no time in bullying Seto as soon as he meets him. Crow is mean, has a bad attitude, speaks in a rude way and has the tendency to insult other people. In other words, he's a giant jerk. He has a pretty big ego and is really full of himself, so much that he makes it obvious he thinks he's the coolest thing ever and everyone else, compared to him, is totally lame. Crow in general is a bit eccentric: he never stays still for a second, not even while he talks, and he likes to grab shiny things. Add to that the fact that all he knows about dealing with people he learned from books, and you have the perfect recipe for a disaster. He's an extremely cheerful ball of energy and he's always up for doing something fun, but considering how mischievous he is, his idea of fun might have unfortunate consequences for everyone else involved.
Sample Post:
All right guys, listen up! Walking around the place babbling about brains isn't going to make you scary. Come on, do you seriously think looking disgusting is enough to scare people off? That's pretty stupid. If you wanna be more than a laughing stock for bored people, you have to work harder than this. Honestly just how lame do you think you are? I'm starting to feel lame just looking at you, that's how lame you are. You're not even a real problem for people around here! Just face the facts guys: nobody cares about you. Completely hopeless, I tell you.
But luckily for you rotting idiots, this shining example of true awesomeness has nothing better to do than to give you a hand today. That's right: I'm gonna help you have your big come back! Pretty generous of me, isn't it? You morons better appreciate that. So you know what really makes people cry for their mommies? Pirates! You wanna be scary, you've got to act like pirates. There's no way around that. Take Blackbeard for example- that dude knew his stuff. People were so scared about him that they wrote tons of books about the guy. You ever read a book about cool zombies? Not ever! 'Cause they don't exist. Now, don't say anything. I know what you idiots are thinking right now. You've got no idea what pirates do, huh? Well, no problem! Crow here is gonna help with that too.
First thing pirates do to show everyone who's boss is tie people up and steal their most valuable things. You should really work on having a cool conversation with your victims too; scare them, make them ask for your name, and then give them a good line about how they should say theirs first. Just make sure to act awesome all the time or everything will blow! Coming up with a really cool name is good too; nobody's gonna take you seriously otherwise. Now, if we want to make sure everyone's going to be scared of you from now on, just acting isn't going to be enough. Your guys suck so much that you really need to do something epic to restore your reputation! Are you wondering how? Heh, of course you're wondering! Well, isn't this your lucky day?! I'm going to tell you how to do that too!
With my great knowledge, I've come to understand there's one thing humans really care about above everything else: clothes! Including underwear. All you gotta do is steal all of them, and people will turn into a whining and crying mess. One-hundred-percent guaranteed to work, certified plan by my totally awesome self. Then you can go on and on about how you'll give 'em back if they manage to catch you or your eyepatch- or teach a parrot how to talk for you! And you better take photos of everyone while they're all naked too, so you can blackmail them into doing whatever you want! Sounds fun, huh? I bet we're going to get a good laugh out of this.
Voting went on HERE, 76.6% - 36 INs 11 OUTs
Series: Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of The Moon
Character Age: Teenaged
Canon: Fragile takes place in a post-apocalyptic world where the great majority of humans were wiped out and wandering cats are by far the greatest company someone can hope for. The story centers around Seto, a young fifteen-year-old boy who finds himself all alone in the world after his grandfather passes away. With nothing more than a letter hinting that there "might" be other survivors, Seto goes on a journey in hopes of finding other people and eventually, he manages to meet a silver-haired girl. Although the encounter lasts no more than a few seconds, he's determined to find her again, and he goes through quite a few annoyances in the process.
One of said annoyances is Crow, who wastes no time in bullying Seto as soon as he meets him. Crow is mean, has a bad attitude, speaks in a rude way and has the tendency to insult other people. In other words, he's a giant jerk. He has a pretty big ego and is really full of himself, so much that he makes it obvious he thinks he's the coolest thing ever and everyone else, compared to him, is totally lame. Crow in general is a bit eccentric: he never stays still for a second, not even while he talks, and he likes to grab shiny things. Add to that the fact that all he knows about dealing with people he learned from books, and you have the perfect recipe for a disaster. He's an extremely cheerful ball of energy and he's always up for doing something fun, but considering how mischievous he is, his idea of fun might have unfortunate consequences for everyone else involved.
Sample Post:
All right guys, listen up! Walking around the place babbling about brains isn't going to make you scary. Come on, do you seriously think looking disgusting is enough to scare people off? That's pretty stupid. If you wanna be more than a laughing stock for bored people, you have to work harder than this. Honestly just how lame do you think you are? I'm starting to feel lame just looking at you, that's how lame you are. You're not even a real problem for people around here! Just face the facts guys: nobody cares about you. Completely hopeless, I tell you.
But luckily for you rotting idiots, this shining example of true awesomeness has nothing better to do than to give you a hand today. That's right: I'm gonna help you have your big come back! Pretty generous of me, isn't it? You morons better appreciate that. So you know what really makes people cry for their mommies? Pirates! You wanna be scary, you've got to act like pirates. There's no way around that. Take Blackbeard for example- that dude knew his stuff. People were so scared about him that they wrote tons of books about the guy. You ever read a book about cool zombies? Not ever! 'Cause they don't exist. Now, don't say anything. I know what you idiots are thinking right now. You've got no idea what pirates do, huh? Well, no problem! Crow here is gonna help with that too.
First thing pirates do to show everyone who's boss is tie people up and steal their most valuable things. You should really work on having a cool conversation with your victims too; scare them, make them ask for your name, and then give them a good line about how they should say theirs first. Just make sure to act awesome all the time or everything will blow! Coming up with a really cool name is good too; nobody's gonna take you seriously otherwise. Now, if we want to make sure everyone's going to be scared of you from now on, just acting isn't going to be enough. Your guys suck so much that you really need to do something epic to restore your reputation! Are you wondering how? Heh, of course you're wondering! Well, isn't this your lucky day?! I'm going to tell you how to do that too!
With my great knowledge, I've come to understand there's one thing humans really care about above everything else: clothes! Including underwear. All you gotta do is steal all of them, and people will turn into a whining and crying mess. One-hundred-percent guaranteed to work, certified plan by my totally awesome self. Then you can go on and on about how you'll give 'em back if they manage to catch you or your eyepatch- or teach a parrot how to talk for you! And you better take photos of everyone while they're all naked too, so you can blackmail them into doing whatever you want! Sounds fun, huh? I bet we're going to get a good laugh out of this.
Voting went on HERE, 76.6% - 36 INs 11 OUTs