For the next month, I will work for YOU!
Hello all! I come to you with an offer - and a request as well.
Hurricane Sandy has devastated my regular clients, and consequently they gave me no work last month and will be giving me no work this month either. This puts me in a horrific financial bind (Rent! Utilities! Food! AHHHHH!), most of it crunching especially hard in the next couple of weeks, so I’ve elected to offer some special services during the coming month to help make ends meet.
Have you ever wanted me to write a story or create a piece of artwork to your very own specifications? Well, this is your chance! :) From December 7th until January 7th I will be your professional creative monkey, thusly:
WRITING
Fiction of any type (G to NC-17) based on client description, poetry (such as ritual text), or non-fiction copy. $2.50 for 1-250 words, $5 for 251-500 words, $7.50 for 501-750 words, $10 for 751-1000 words, and multiples thereof. Whenever possible I will, of course, ensure that you get the maximum word count for your buck.
For example, imagine a special Christmas story written specifically for your daughter/son/niece/nephew/etc! Or that scene from pop culture you’ve often wished had really happened! Or an invocation to your special Deity... or a poem to your Mother... or... why, the list of possibilities is practically endless!
Examples of my writing in a wide variety of story lengths and styles can be found here: http://archiveofourown.org/users/prairiecrow/pseuds/prairiecrow
EDITING
I've done this professionally in the past. Please contact for rates, which will depend on the complexity of the piece.
DIGITAL ART (samples available at http://prairiecrow.deviantart.com/)
Dragons, Unicorns, and other Fantasy Creatures (8”x10” total image area, 300 dpi): $10 for digitally inked B&W, $20 for full digital color. For $30 I can have a Kodak colorfast photoprint made and shipped to you via Canada Post. Some examples of my creature art can be seen here: http://prairiecrow.deviantart.com/gallery/25122282
Custom Tarot Card (4”x6”, 300 dpi): I will design, draw and color (if you wish) a custom tarot card especially for you, in my own style, according to your specifications. $10 digitally inked B&W, $20 full digital color (due to the amount of research and consultation involved), and $30 for the Kodak colorfast photoprint option.
Fanmix Covers with Lettering (700x700 pixels @ 72 dpi): $5 each using existing images, $15 each using single image original art, $5 for each additional original art element. Some examples of my covers can be seen here: http://prairiecrow.deviantart.com/gallery/25122286)
Color On Your Own Line Art: This is what I do for my day-to-day living, but during this special offer I’ll be working at extremely low prices. $5-15 depending on the size and complexity of the image.
Icons (non-animated) for LJ/DW and other forums: $3 each from existing images (with lettering), $5 each for original art images (with lettering).
Any Other Subject: Hit me up and we’ll see what we can work out!
TAROT READINGS http://crowdog66.tumblr.com/tagged/crowdog66-tarot
$5 for a three-card spread, digital photo provided, with card descriptions and interpretation. I’ve run some tarot sessions in the past and have been told that my readings were in many cases eerily spot on. Please check my #crowdog66 tarot tag for examples of past readings. All readings will be conducted with the PoMo Tarot deck: http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/pomo/
PAYMENT: By PayPal only, please. Contact for payment info, spriteandvirus at gmail dot com (NOT my PayPal address). Services will be carried out as soon as your PayPal payment is received, although of course we’ll be discussing your project leading up to that point so that I’ll be ready to leap into action immediately upon receiving the funds. I don’t anticipate any project taking more than three days to complete from the day your payment clears, and likely I’ll be wrapping things up more quickly than that.
Thank you to all who are willing and able to lend a hand, and for any and all good wishes sent my way! I wouldn’t be doing this unless I was in a genuine state of financial emergency, and (Gods willing) I don’t intend to ever have to do it again.
*bows low* If you can reblog this or otherwise spread the word I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks again, and I look forward to working hard to turn your dreams into reality!
Hurricane Sandy has devastated my regular clients, and consequently they gave me no work last month and will be giving me no work this month either. This puts me in a horrific financial bind (Rent! Utilities! Food! AHHHHH!), most of it crunching especially hard in the next couple of weeks, so I’ve elected to offer some special services during the coming month to help make ends meet.
Have you ever wanted me to write a story or create a piece of artwork to your very own specifications? Well, this is your chance! :) From December 7th until January 7th I will be your professional creative monkey, thusly:
WRITING
Fiction of any type (G to NC-17) based on client description, poetry (such as ritual text), or non-fiction copy. $2.50 for 1-250 words, $5 for 251-500 words, $7.50 for 501-750 words, $10 for 751-1000 words, and multiples thereof. Whenever possible I will, of course, ensure that you get the maximum word count for your buck.
For example, imagine a special Christmas story written specifically for your daughter/son/niece/nephew/etc! Or that scene from pop culture you’ve often wished had really happened! Or an invocation to your special Deity... or a poem to your Mother... or... why, the list of possibilities is practically endless!
Examples of my writing in a wide variety of story lengths and styles can be found here: http://archiveofourown.org/users/prairiecrow/pseuds/prairiecrow
EDITING
I've done this professionally in the past. Please contact for rates, which will depend on the complexity of the piece.
DIGITAL ART (samples available at http://prairiecrow.deviantart.com/)
Dragons, Unicorns, and other Fantasy Creatures (8”x10” total image area, 300 dpi): $10 for digitally inked B&W, $20 for full digital color. For $30 I can have a Kodak colorfast photoprint made and shipped to you via Canada Post. Some examples of my creature art can be seen here: http://prairiecrow.deviantart.com/gallery/25122282
Custom Tarot Card (4”x6”, 300 dpi): I will design, draw and color (if you wish) a custom tarot card especially for you, in my own style, according to your specifications. $10 digitally inked B&W, $20 full digital color (due to the amount of research and consultation involved), and $30 for the Kodak colorfast photoprint option.
Fanmix Covers with Lettering (700x700 pixels @ 72 dpi): $5 each using existing images, $15 each using single image original art, $5 for each additional original art element. Some examples of my covers can be seen here: http://prairiecrow.deviantart.com/gallery/25122286)
Color On Your Own Line Art: This is what I do for my day-to-day living, but during this special offer I’ll be working at extremely low prices. $5-15 depending on the size and complexity of the image.
Icons (non-animated) for LJ/DW and other forums: $3 each from existing images (with lettering), $5 each for original art images (with lettering).
Any Other Subject: Hit me up and we’ll see what we can work out!
TAROT READINGS http://crowdog66.tumblr.com/tagged/crowdog66-tarot
$5 for a three-card spread, digital photo provided, with card descriptions and interpretation. I’ve run some tarot sessions in the past and have been told that my readings were in many cases eerily spot on. Please check my #crowdog66 tarot tag for examples of past readings. All readings will be conducted with the PoMo Tarot deck: http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/pomo/
PAYMENT: By PayPal only, please. Contact for payment info, spriteandvirus at gmail dot com (NOT my PayPal address). Services will be carried out as soon as your PayPal payment is received, although of course we’ll be discussing your project leading up to that point so that I’ll be ready to leap into action immediately upon receiving the funds. I don’t anticipate any project taking more than three days to complete from the day your payment clears, and likely I’ll be wrapping things up more quickly than that.
Thank you to all who are willing and able to lend a hand, and for any and all good wishes sent my way! I wouldn’t be doing this unless I was in a genuine state of financial emergency, and (Gods willing) I don’t intend to ever have to do it again.
*bows low* If you can reblog this or otherwise spread the word I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks again, and I look forward to working hard to turn your dreams into reality!