A short letter
Dear knees,
You will not like me for a few weeks because we are going to start running outside. I know I keep promising that we won't do that, but I purchased matching knee braces to take some of the initial strain off. Kindly please do not decide that now would be a great time to explode as I get to go to a ball in a few weeks and would like to be standing up of my own power and not via crutches.
Sincerely,
Me
You will not like me for a few weeks because we are going to start running outside. I know I keep promising that we won't do that, but I purchased matching knee braces to take some of the initial strain off. Kindly please do not decide that now would be a great time to explode as I get to go to a ball in a few weeks and would like to be standing up of my own power and not via crutches.
Sincerely,
Me