LJsecret is like heroin!

Apr 04, 2007 01:45

I've become so addicted to it. I'm in the grips of teh smack! It's even better than PostSecret.

My secret? I save all the ones I relate to. Like this one:



^You have no idea how much better that one makes me feel. I'm so glad someone else has done that.





^I don't have a folder dedicated to them or anything, but I adore a good jewfro. And Matt Stone has always made my Hot Nerd-dar go off the charts.



^Me too! Why is that?

It's weird, reading other peoples' secrets actually makes me want to be more open about mine. I guess it just makes me feel better knowing EVERYONE has some weird/sad/embarassing secret.

There was another one I forgot to save that had a picture of a staircase with "It takes all my strength to not throw myself down these every morning". Now, and don't take this the wrong way, I'm the same way. I'm not suicidal in the least. But any time there's a staircase or I'm up high, I have this incredible urge to jump. I just wonder what it's like. Or if I'm driving, I'll get the sudden urge to take my hands off the wheel because I'm curious as to what would happen. When my cousin and I went to see Jim Gaffigan we were sitting up in the balcony, and before the show I leaned over and said "Don't you have this weird urge to swan dive off of here?" She actually agreed. I wonder why that is? Why is that urge to do the worst possible thing at that moment even in your head at all? White people are crazy.

Don't worry darlings, I would never give in to one of these urges. Because while that sick part of my brain is saying "JUMP! It looks like fun!", the more sensible part of my brain takes over and says "It would be fun, until your face smashes into the rocks below."

I think I'm going to send one in.
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