Hot for People
stolen from Annie:
1. List your top 10 celebrity crushes
2. Put them in order of lust
3. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you
4. Supply photos for said people.
10. Maria Bamford
It was probably "The Comedians of Comedy" that first got me hooked. Then her album was pretty funny too.
9. Rosario Dawson
"Clerks II". And the deleted scene from "Alexander," a movie from which I've yet to see any non-deleted scenes.
8. Tina Fey
"Saturday Night Live," and then when she wrote "Mean Girls."
7. Jenna Fischer
"The Office."
6. Harrison Ford
Look, I'm straight as an arrow, but if Harrison Ford ever asked me to move to Vermont and raise sheep with him, I'd in his bed faster than you could say, "Find the One-Armed Man." And then he'd want to cuddle and shit, and I'd be like, "No time for love, Doctor Jones. We got livestock to tend."
Anyways, obviously, "Star Wars."
5. Sarah Chalke
"Scrubs."
4. Jewel Staite
When I was 10, there was this show on Nickelodeon called "Space Cases" about these kids who were lost on a spaceship. Jewel played Catalina, who had an imaginary friend, and I fell for her. Then I didn't think about her for a decade until I saw "Serenity," and then "Firefly." I loved Kaylee, and it wasn't until IMDB told me so that I realized it was the same actress. I'd call it serendipity, but she's married. Plus, we've never met.
3. Sarah Silverman
I don't even remember. She's just funny and sexy.
2. Christina Ricci
Honestly, I've had a crush on her since 1994, when she appeared in "Casper the Friendly Ghost." Some things never change.
1. Alyson Hannigan
"Date Movie." No, I'm kidding, obviously, it was "Buffy." Redheads are hot. Always have been, always will be.
1. List your top 10 celebrity crushes
2. Put them in order of lust
3. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you
4. Supply photos for said people.
10. Maria Bamford
It was probably "The Comedians of Comedy" that first got me hooked. Then her album was pretty funny too.
9. Rosario Dawson
"Clerks II". And the deleted scene from "Alexander," a movie from which I've yet to see any non-deleted scenes.
8. Tina Fey
"Saturday Night Live," and then when she wrote "Mean Girls."
7. Jenna Fischer
"The Office."
6. Harrison Ford
Look, I'm straight as an arrow, but if Harrison Ford ever asked me to move to Vermont and raise sheep with him, I'd in his bed faster than you could say, "Find the One-Armed Man." And then he'd want to cuddle and shit, and I'd be like, "No time for love, Doctor Jones. We got livestock to tend."
Anyways, obviously, "Star Wars."
5. Sarah Chalke
"Scrubs."
4. Jewel Staite
When I was 10, there was this show on Nickelodeon called "Space Cases" about these kids who were lost on a spaceship. Jewel played Catalina, who had an imaginary friend, and I fell for her. Then I didn't think about her for a decade until I saw "Serenity," and then "Firefly." I loved Kaylee, and it wasn't until IMDB told me so that I realized it was the same actress. I'd call it serendipity, but she's married. Plus, we've never met.
3. Sarah Silverman
I don't even remember. She's just funny and sexy.
2. Christina Ricci
Honestly, I've had a crush on her since 1994, when she appeared in "Casper the Friendly Ghost." Some things never change.
1. Alyson Hannigan
"Date Movie." No, I'm kidding, obviously, it was "Buffy." Redheads are hot. Always have been, always will be.