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[crotalinae]

That idiot wasn't supposed to actually show up at my door. Che.

Mom and Dad finally got off my back about cram school - they said if I study for my exams with Inui-senpai, it should be just fine. I'm not so sure about that, though. Thanks for that, by the way, Senpai

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[usojanai]

You're very welcome, Kaidou. I'm glad to hear what your parents had to say - I would be more than happy to continue our private lessons.

[crotalinae]

Uh Thanks, Senpai. I don't really have time for cram school with training and everything.

[usojanai]

I understand. My name is Inui Sadaharu and I'm gay. I have the hots for my kouhai, and my former best friend, Yanagi Renji. Hi, Kaidou, how are you doing today? I mean, you didn't read anything that I just wrote. Right? Right.

[crotalinae]

. . .

S-sen...pai?

Inui-senpai... um... is everything okay?

[usojanai]

Yes, Kaidou, everything is fine. I am merely doing an experiment. Did you know that my eyes are blue? And that they are always trained on you?

Hmm. It appears as though I have made a poem. I am a poet and I didn't even know it.

This is very, very good data.

[crotalinae]

Haven't really noticed the, uh... color. You're always trying to help me improve my tennis game, right? Yeah. Uh.

That's ... a valuable talent?.

[usojanai]

Of course I am, Kaidou. Improving your tennis game is important, after all.

[moebius]

Right, Sadaharu. This is very interesting data.

[usojanai]

Hello Good evening, Renji. We haven't had a proper conversation in five years, three months, twenty-seven days, six hours, seventeen minutes, three seconds. Four seconds, now. Five. Six. You get the point. I believe it's your fault. (Fifteen seconds, now.)

[moebius]

Good evening. Five years, three months, twenty-seven days, seven hours, sixteen minutes, forty-five seconds.

Perhaps, so.

[usojanai]

I will die if we do not discuss our relationship in the near future, Renji.

[moebius]

That is an unfortunate and avoidable way to meet your death. But I wonder if you'll feel the same once you've had the opportunity to sleep this off.

[ooc; small screened]

screened to Renji

[usojanai]

Experiment gone horribly wrong.

With that said - yes, I do feel the same. Though, I will not die if we do not. That was an exaggeration.

screened to Sadaharu

[moebius]

As I have already assured Genichirou.

I should hope not. Consider me available for discussion and I will leave the ball in your court.

screened to Renji

[usojanai]

Very well. I will get in proper contact with you soon.