220th Oro//Accidental Video
[The feed randomly kicks on--how or why? Who knows. The City likes playing tricks, we'll leave it at that--and picks up on one very angry Kamiya Kaoru, cradling a stuffed badger protectively and screaming at one hapless rurouni a few feet in front of her.]
HOW CAN YOU HOLD OUR BABY SO CARELESSLY LIKE THAT!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU REALLY THAT MUCH OF A JERK!?! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!!!!!!
[And somewhere along that string of screaming she starts grabbing any found object around her and winging them at Kenshin--who hastily throws his arms up and starts ducking.]
It’s a stuffed animal!!! [This really doesn't seem the wisest thing to say at the moment... and also doesn't really seem to be something that he WOULD say at the moment...]
What is WRONG with you!?! How can you dangle a day old child like that!?! One. Day. OLD. Does that mean anything to you? DOES IT!?!
It’s not a child!!! You’re affected by a curse!!! [Lets out a yelp and a small curse as something manages to bean him in the head.]And he wasn’t dangling it!
[He continues trying to dodge, but damn it she had a good arm and even better aim!]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR SON IS NOT A CHILD!?!? [She keeps throwing things, and he keeps dodging them.] GET OUT! OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU'RE MAKING HIM CRY!
[And he answers... more truthfully than what seems logical at the moment...]
It's a toy, Kaoru!!! Kenji is over in the temple!!
[Seems to go a bit still and white at his own words--like he just signed his own death sentence...]
[And then tries to BOLT around the psychotic woman--who goes eerily still and silent herself for a few seconds--]
[--that is until she just ERUPTED in angry incoherent Japanese that seemed to contain something about 'toys' and if he thought the product of their love was a toy, then what did he think of her--and it seemed like the strength and accuracy of her throws seemed to triple, and she starts pelting him with found objects even harder]
[However, the rurouni tries not to stick around to measure the accuracy of her aim, and instead tries to preserve his own health and BOLTS OUT OF THE APARTMENT, getting beaned with almost everything she throws along the way...]
[There's more crashing and banging off screen where he's made it to the door, before it opens and slams--and he's gone! And safe... for a least a little bit...]
[ooc; XD I'm evil. Kenshin=red, Kaoru=blue. She's affected by 'it's a bug, it's a boat, it's OURS', and Kenshin? is affected by "I cannot tell a lie". Because NORMALLY? He would humor her in this state. *pets him* He'll be responding from a computer at the tea shop where he will be hiding until further notice.]
HOW CAN YOU HOLD OUR BABY SO CARELESSLY LIKE THAT!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU REALLY THAT MUCH OF A JERK!?! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!!!!!!
[And somewhere along that string of screaming she starts grabbing any found object around her and winging them at Kenshin--who hastily throws his arms up and starts ducking.]
It’s a stuffed animal!!! [This really doesn't seem the wisest thing to say at the moment... and also doesn't really seem to be something that he WOULD say at the moment...]
What is WRONG with you!?! How can you dangle a day old child like that!?! One. Day. OLD. Does that mean anything to you? DOES IT!?!
It’s not a child!!! You’re affected by a curse!!! [Lets out a yelp and a small curse as something manages to bean him in the head.]And he wasn’t dangling it!
[He continues trying to dodge, but damn it she had a good arm and even better aim!]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR SON IS NOT A CHILD!?!? [She keeps throwing things, and he keeps dodging them.] GET OUT! OUT OF MY HOUSE! YOU'RE MAKING HIM CRY!
[And he answers... more truthfully than what seems logical at the moment...]
It's a toy, Kaoru!!! Kenji is over in the temple!!
[Seems to go a bit still and white at his own words--like he just signed his own death sentence...]
[And then tries to BOLT around the psychotic woman--who goes eerily still and silent herself for a few seconds--]
[--that is until she just ERUPTED in angry incoherent Japanese that seemed to contain something about 'toys' and if he thought the product of their love was a toy, then what did he think of her--and it seemed like the strength and accuracy of her throws seemed to triple, and she starts pelting him with found objects even harder]
[However, the rurouni tries not to stick around to measure the accuracy of her aim, and instead tries to preserve his own health and BOLTS OUT OF THE APARTMENT, getting beaned with almost everything she throws along the way...]
[There's more crashing and banging off screen where he's made it to the door, before it opens and slams--and he's gone! And safe... for a least a little bit...]
[ooc; XD I'm evil. Kenshin=red, Kaoru=blue. She's affected by 'it's a bug, it's a boat, it's OURS', and Kenshin? is affected by "I cannot tell a lie". Because NORMALLY? He would humor her in this state. *pets him* He'll be responding from a computer at the tea shop where he will be hiding until further notice.]