"Fox in the Chicken Coop" Chapter 2 (SN/YuYu Hakusho)
Fic: "Fox in the Chicken Coop" Chapter 2 (SN/YuYu Hakusho)
Title: "Fox in the Chicken Coop" Chapter Two
Author: crossroads-kiss
Fandoms: Supernatural/Yu Yu Hakusho
Rating: Everyone
Warnings: None as of yet.
Summary: This time, Dean wanted answers, nothing was going to stop him. Not scary friends, nor pagan gods and most deffiantly not angels, were going to stop him from finding out who that strang boy is.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the character from Supernatural or Yu Yu Hakusho and I can't lay claim to the idea as I do not know if someone else has alreay used it, I like to think I was the first, but who knows.
Distribution: (I also have a FF.net account Oyaji Murakami)
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Dean had followed Sam up to their room, the couple making out in the next room amused him and he couldn't help thinking if he would ever be that in love with someone.
Yeah right, even if he was, he would be making a lot more noise then they were.
A thump from the next room over made him chuckle, until the thump nearly caved the wall in. Something was wrong and Dean had a feeling this was just the beginning.
Sure enough, all the remained of the couple was the woman's wedding ring. Tempting as it was to keep it, they made their way down to the lobby.
Chad, apparently the clerk's name, was standing behind the desk, typing away.
"The, uh, the room next to ours... the couple that are, uh, joined at the lips... have you seen them?" Dean asked awkwardly, stealing a glance at his brother as Chad finally looked up at them.
"Mr. and Mrs. Logan, the honeymooners? They checked out. Is something the matter?" Chad inquired and Dean could almost swear he detected a hint of amazement, but he couldn't be sure.
"They checked out?" Sam blurted disbelieving, it was the stupidest answer someone could give.
"Yeah... just now." Chad agreed, seemingly oblivious to Sam's suspicions.
"Really? It sort of seemed like they were, uh..." Sam chuckled, mostly at Dean's earlier reaction then the actual situation. "...in the middle of something." Sam countered, pressing the issue further, trying to get a reaction, but it wasn't quite enough.
"Yeah, it's kind of weird for honeymooners to, uh, check out without this." Dean all but smirked, pulling out the ring.
'Ah! Let's see him explain that one away.' Dean mentally gloated.
"Oh, dear. I'll just put that right in the lost and found. Don't you worry. Is there anything else I can help you with?" Chad inquired and Dean felt like grabbing him by the hair and smashing his face into the counter.
"No, we're good." Dean replied stiffly, turning from the counter. They were so going to keep an eye on this mother until they found out what he was, because there was no way he was normal.
"Super-fantastic." Chad said, ending the conversation and the Winchester brothers made quick haste in getting away from the counter.
"Creepy." Sam whispered and Dean felt that didn't quite do it justice.
"Broke the needle. All right, well, I'll scope out the joint, and you keep an eye on Norman Bates over here. I mean, one night off. Is that too much to ask?" Dean sighed, making his way toward the elevator with a grunt.
He had seen a lot of strange things in his life, but the saying, 'there's an elephant in the room', just took on a whole new and literal meaning for him.
However, when he looked again, there was a well rounded man standing where the elephant once was.
Strange, but not the first time he'd hallucinated things. This was, however, the first time it was something semi-normal looking, but he decided to move on when the guy started to get angry and accused him of peeping.
Dean was many things, but homosexual wasn't one of them. Even if he was, the dude would have to look like a lady and that was if he was hopped up on drugs, drunk and had a goofer put on him.
Speaking of dudes looking like ladies, that boy, who Dean wasn't so sure was a boy, until now, had just bumped into him at the elevators.
"Gomen asai..." The boy trailed off, looking eye level at Dean.
"Do I know you?" The boy questioned, his eyebrows drawn together in confusion.
"I was in the lobby earlier and-"
"No, I have seen you before then, couple months ago and before that even, when I was a child." The boy said, as if pasting together a picture in his head.
"You haven't aged." He stated with a glare, suddenly it felt like the kid was taller then him.
"Well, for starters, that isn't even possible and two, I could ask you the same thing, what were you doing in a town like that?" Dean countered, it threw him off that he wasn't the one demanding answers and he probably looked like an idiot throwing the questions back at the kid.
"Fair question, but when you're here on a business trip and suddenly people start going crazy, one tends to question running into someone from that town again. Now explain to me how you haven't aged a day since I was two." The boy purred, curiosity blazing behind emerald orbs.
"I didn't, I mean I'm only thirty, born in seventy-nine, how could I have known you when you were two?" Dean stammered, realizing the 'Kid' was a couple years older then him.
"Wait a minute, you're not exactly rocking the aged fence either. How old are you? You look like you're seventeen, twenty at the most." Dean glared and the man smirked, predatory and mischievous.
"Yes, I look fantastic for my age, don't I? However, if we keep questioning each other like this without answering anything, then we won't get anywhere, now will we?" The man smirked, stepping closer and closer to Dean until he was backed up against the wall. For a breath of a second, Dean thought the other man was going to kiss him, if the look he was giving him was anything to go by, but an irritated sigh drew their attention.
"Kurama, kono ningen to nani o shite iru no ka?" ("What are you doing with this human?") The short spiky haired man grunted, clearly not amused by the display.
"Kare wa watashi o miryo shite imasu, Hei." ("He interests me.) Kurama smirked and the shorter man, Hei, snorted.
"I would advise you returning to your room... it is unwise to wonder halls aimlessly." Hei grunted and turned from Kurama.
"Nani ga jibun jishin de okonau koto wa, jirai no nai bijinesu wa arimasen. Tada, shitte iru anata ga shinunara, watashi wa anata o korosudarou." ("What you do on your own is no business of mine. Just know, if you die, I will kill you.") Hei vowed and made his way down the hall, Kurama chuckled at that and turned his attention back to Dean.
"He called me a nasty name, didn't he?" Dean accused and Kurama shook his head.
"No, he was scolding me, I tend to get a bit carried away when something amuses me. I apologize if I've offended you or put you in an uncomfortable situation, but you are the man I met, correct?" Kurama pushed and Dean sighed.
"Yeah, whatever, it's a long story, but I'm not immortal or a highlander, so don't go chopping my head off." Dean grumbled and Kurama chuckled, grinning at Dean's offended scoff.
"I'm sorry, I don't mean to laugh, but I didn't peg you as a fan of highlander; it was just so random. So if you're just a bit younger then I am, how is it you came to be fully grown in the past? Perhaps you have a Dalorian instead?" Kurama fought back a chuckle and Dean smirked.
"Yeah, something like that, it even ran out of power when we landed." He wasn't lying, exactly, Cas had run out of angel mojo that day and they were afraid they were going to be stuck there forever.
"I see, well, that clears that up, I just happen to age well, it's genetic." Kurama smirked, he was still hiding something and Dean didn't like the way he just accepted the fact he time traveled.
"What, that's it? No, you're crazy or it's an evil time traveling monster, must kill it?" Dean demanded and Kurama shrugged, backing away from the hunter.
"Believe it or not, I've seen stranger things. I should be going, my boss has a meeting that will be starting shortly and I have some tasks that need tending to." Karama excused himself, Dean went to argue, but thought better of it, he needed to go check up on Sam and the creepy clerk from hell.
There would still be time to figure out the whole Kurama mystery, but they had better things to worry about right now.
Unless he and the creepy clerk were behind the disappearances...
Master Post
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three