AtS/BtVS: General. Prompt: #089 - She, #088 - He. 8/100
Title: Overrun
Word Count: 256
Rating: 10+
Crossover: BtVS/HP
Characters: Harmony, Harry
Summary: He wasn't even surprised to see that his house had been overrun.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from either series; BtVS is owned by Joss Whedon, etc. and Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling, etc.
Note: Part of my Secretary Files
daily15 Word #647 and crossovers100 Prompt #089. She (7/100). (Table)
The word is: Nonplused.
There were felines roaming throughout his house. Big ones, small ones, fluffy fat ones, and bony skinny ones. White, black, grey, orange ones lazily taking over his house. Perched upon his furniture, and making themselves at home.
Harry turned to look at his fish-tank, and quickly took count of his buddies; thankful that none had 'mysteriously' disappeared. He wasn't even surprised to see that his house had been overrun, after all he certainly knew who to blame for the mess; the same person who had already tried taking over his life... his secretary, Harmony.
Harry still wasn't sure what he had done wrong in a past life, but Voldemort had nothing on the she-devil. In fact, Harry was betting that Voldemort had only been a test, a small trial run through hell, before fate sent in the big guns. He was even sure that if they had sent her to Voldemort instead, that the dark lord would have turned tail and run. Sometimes he even dreamed of Harmony bickering and nagging at Voldemort like she often did to him, and Voldemort in turn trying to stop her while his death eaters looked on and snickered.
Yes, he knew that his dreams were warped, but he couldn't help it; there were just times that she drove him absolutely mad. Looking around his house once more, he decided that he really needed to have a talk with Harmony about limits. Although, looking around Harry thought that he just might have to keep one or two of the cats.
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Title: The Plan
Word Count: 317
Rating: 10+
Crossover: BtVS/HP
Characters: Harmony, Harry
Summary: Harmony has a plan, an ever so wonderful plan.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from either series; BtVS is owned by Joss Whedon, etc. and Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling, etc.
Note: Part of my Secretary Files
daily15 Word #649 and crossovers100 Prompt #088. He (8/100). (Table)
The word is: Incongruous.
Ooh they were just so adorable... how could she even think about leaving in the evil hand of that pet shop owner? She was sure that Harry would like totally understand. After all, it was so obvious that he needed a pet to love and care for and cuddle with and weren't they just the cutest little things!
Harmony watched on while the kittens played with the toys that she had bought... charged on Harry's card, of course, she was sure he would understand. The were all running around and making themselves at home and well why shouldn't they? She did after all bring them here for that purpose, and she just couldn't wait until Harry saw. She was sure he would love them all... like who wouldn't?
There big ones and small ones, and oh so many colors, and they were all just so playful and cuddly and she could barely contain her excitement! Really living with Harry and being his secretary was way better than it had been with Angel. Angel was often so mopey and it really brought down a good mood. But Harry, was well not exactly happy all the time, he was better and more fun than Angel ever was.
She quickly went over her check list once more, making sure that she had gotten everything the kitties needed. A baby tub and cute little towels, toys, clothes and blankets, food and dishes, a bed and litter box... and uh oh that was what she forgot! Litter. She looked around and found some messes... and while she wasn't always the smartest, she knew batter than to leave the house in total mess for Harry... that was why she quickly called the maid to go out and buy litter and clean the mess. She had more important things to do, like take care of her nails and play with the cute little kitties.
Word Count: 256
Rating: 10+
Crossover: BtVS/HP
Characters: Harmony, Harry
Summary: He wasn't even surprised to see that his house had been overrun.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from either series; BtVS is owned by Joss Whedon, etc. and Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling, etc.
Note: Part of my Secretary Files
daily15 Word #647 and crossovers100 Prompt #089. She (7/100). (Table)
The word is: Nonplused.
There were felines roaming throughout his house. Big ones, small ones, fluffy fat ones, and bony skinny ones. White, black, grey, orange ones lazily taking over his house. Perched upon his furniture, and making themselves at home.
Harry turned to look at his fish-tank, and quickly took count of his buddies; thankful that none had 'mysteriously' disappeared. He wasn't even surprised to see that his house had been overrun, after all he certainly knew who to blame for the mess; the same person who had already tried taking over his life... his secretary, Harmony.
Harry still wasn't sure what he had done wrong in a past life, but Voldemort had nothing on the she-devil. In fact, Harry was betting that Voldemort had only been a test, a small trial run through hell, before fate sent in the big guns. He was even sure that if they had sent her to Voldemort instead, that the dark lord would have turned tail and run. Sometimes he even dreamed of Harmony bickering and nagging at Voldemort like she often did to him, and Voldemort in turn trying to stop her while his death eaters looked on and snickered.
Yes, he knew that his dreams were warped, but he couldn't help it; there were just times that she drove him absolutely mad. Looking around his house once more, he decided that he really needed to have a talk with Harmony about limits. Although, looking around Harry thought that he just might have to keep one or two of the cats.
~-~-~-~
Title: The Plan
Word Count: 317
Rating: 10+
Crossover: BtVS/HP
Characters: Harmony, Harry
Summary: Harmony has a plan, an ever so wonderful plan.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything from either series; BtVS is owned by Joss Whedon, etc. and Harry Potter is owned by JK Rowling, etc.
Note: Part of my Secretary Files
daily15 Word #649 and crossovers100 Prompt #088. He (8/100). (Table)
The word is: Incongruous.
Ooh they were just so adorable... how could she even think about leaving in the evil hand of that pet shop owner? She was sure that Harry would like totally understand. After all, it was so obvious that he needed a pet to love and care for and cuddle with and weren't they just the cutest little things!
Harmony watched on while the kittens played with the toys that she had bought... charged on Harry's card, of course, she was sure he would understand. The were all running around and making themselves at home and well why shouldn't they? She did after all bring them here for that purpose, and she just couldn't wait until Harry saw. She was sure he would love them all... like who wouldn't?
There big ones and small ones, and oh so many colors, and they were all just so playful and cuddly and she could barely contain her excitement! Really living with Harry and being his secretary was way better than it had been with Angel. Angel was often so mopey and it really brought down a good mood. But Harry, was well not exactly happy all the time, he was better and more fun than Angel ever was.
She quickly went over her check list once more, making sure that she had gotten everything the kitties needed. A baby tub and cute little towels, toys, clothes and blankets, food and dishes, a bed and litter box... and uh oh that was what she forgot! Litter. She looked around and found some messes... and while she wasn't always the smartest, she knew batter than to leave the house in total mess for Harry... that was why she quickly called the maid to go out and buy litter and clean the mess. She had more important things to do, like take care of her nails and play with the cute little kitties.