Misguided Light - An All My Children/Guiding Light fanfic
Title: Misguided Light by DaSolution
Fandom: All My Children/Guiding Light
Pairing: Bianca/Maggie, Olivia/Natalia
Rating: M
Summary: Olivia and Natalia were having a girl’s night out, so to speak, with Bianca and Maggie
Disclaimer: I sure as hell don’t own Guiding Light or All My Children, they belong to CBS and ABC respectively
Summary: Olivia and Natalia were having a girl’s night out, so to speak, with Bianca and Maggie, little did they know it would be their last.
Disclaimer: I sure as hell don’t own Guiding Light or All My Children, they belong to CBS and ABC respectively. If I did I would take both off the air. I also don’t own Maxine Brewer of D.E.B.S. unfortunately. She belongs to Screen Gems Prod.
Sometime in late 2009
“Pay up Bianca, you lost!” Maggie said with a small smile on her face as Bianca gave her a $50 US dollar bill.
“With the way things were going, I would have sworn that it would be Olivia that would have proposed to her.” Bianca replied.
“Well I felt that since she always made the first move on everything, it was about time that I made the first move on something.” Natalia said and she was holding on to Olivia’s waist. Olivia was proudly wearing the engagement ring. Natalia in return was also wearing an engagement ring Olivia gave her two days later. Along with the diamonds both of them had sapphires on them.
The two couples were sitting in a table at a lesbian strip club in Greenwich Village. You heard me correctly, a lesbian strip club, such clubs do exist. They were just drinking and bullshitting, talking about some stupid dyke shit that most dykes talk about. They were continuing their talking until the emcee came up on the stage.
“And now femmes and butches, here’s a new one for you. She’s an ebony enticer from LA, her name is Hot Chocolate!”
Actually it was my girlfriend, Maxine, who was posing as a lesbian stripper to catch any interested lesbians so I can finish them off. The girls liked what they saw. Many of the women in there were howling and whistling at her, some of the butches in there were just as bad as some of the men in strip clubs. As she was doing her usual striptease routine Maggie came up to her with a twenty in her teeth. Max was surprised when she saw it, she knew it had to be more than just her striptease.
While she was talking the money, Maggie whispered something in her ears. Max eyes shot out but returned back to normal and whispered something back to her.
When the striptease was over, she thanked every pussy-eating bitch in the club and then went directly to those four female-faggot’s table.
“Congratulations on your engagement.” Max said to Olivia and Natalia.
“You didn’t.” Olivia said to Maggie.
“I sure did.” Maggie responded with a cheesy grin on her face.
“I loved your act, what’s your name?” said Natalia.
“I don’t give out my real name for privacy reasons but just call me Hot Chocolate.
“I was wondering…” Maggie said teasingly. “I was in the mood for some hot chocolate in my milk. We’re renting a hotel down the street, I was wondering…”
Max was a bit shocked when she heard that.
“There’s only one of me and there’s four of you, I don’t think it’s gonna work.”
“Don’t you have some of your ‘sistas’ who wouldn’t mind joining us?” Bianca said slyly.
“I could bring some but it’s gonna cost you some money and drinks. And we won’t be going to your hotel, instead we got our own room. Do you have any problem with that?”
“No problem, I’ll take care of everything.” Said Olivia followed by a seductive wink.
“OK, I’ll see if I can bring some.” Maxine said and then she headed back to the backroom.
“This is going to be a fun night, girls!” Olivia said excitedly.
“If the other girls look just like her, it would be more than just a fun night.” Bianca said with a devilish smile then she giggled. The rest of the girls giggled with her. Little did they know WHO was gonna have fun tonight.
About ten minutes later, Maxine came out with three other black strippers in the club. The girls very much liked what they saw.
“Girls, these are the girls who will be pleasing you tonight along with me. This one here is Vanessa Red, the other is Mocha Love, and the last one is Koffe Kreme.” The girls were basically drooling at the four strippers.
“So where’s the place that we all can get busy?” Olivia said.
“It’s the big room at the basement. The owner won’t mind”
“Great, we are so gonna have a fun night! Shit, why are we still here? Let’s go!” Maggie said excitedly.
So all eight of the girls went to the basement, it was a nicely decorated room with sex toys on a stand and there was also a bar. The girls sat on a leather couch that was in the middle of the room.
With the three strippers behind her, Maxine stated “We are going to get ourselves ready, so go ahead and get read as well. We’ll be right back!”
The three girls went to the next room.
The girls were slowly and properly taking off their clothes. About three minutes later the girls had the fright of their lives. I forcefully kicked opened the door, nearly broke the door open. I had my favourite weapon in head, The Solution, a cricket bat with a titanium-core. They were frightened and scared as hell.
“I’ve been waiting a long time to beat the shit out of you douche bag-drinking dykes!”
“Oh no, not you!” Bianca screamed.
“Yeah it’s me, bitch! I especially want to kick your dyke-ass because you turned Pine Valley into the Island of Lesbos!”
Those pussy-eating bitches were trying to escape but since there were no windows and all the doors were locked they couldn’t. So I came up to Bianca first and hit that cunt-juice drinking bitch with The Solution.
“This is for whoring yourself to other women in Pine Valley and for having a whoring mother as well, you pussy-eating lezbo-ho, CRACK!”
Then I came up to Olivia Lewis, I mean Olivia O'Neill, I mean Olivia Spaulding, I mean Olivia Spencer, I mean whatever the fuck her last name is at that moment, and hit that flaky bi-bitch with The Solution.
“This is for fucking up your daughter’s mind so much that she wrote a story about her two mommies, CRACK!”
After that I came up to her pussy-pal Natalia.
“This is for enjoying Olivia’s tuna taco supreme, you disgusting tortilla-flapping, tortillera, CRACK!”
And finally Maggie, that bi-slut bitch who shouldn’t even be walking on this Earth.
“And this is just for being yourself, you flaky, bi-slut bitch! It’s time that you met someone who also ‘swings both ways’, CRACK!”
I was referring to The Solution since it too likes to swing both ways.
Now with all four too hurt to take me, I can take my time and focus on each of those doughnut bumpers. First, I went up to the one-half of that nasty bi-slut couple called Otalia, puta pescado Natalia. She was still hurting but she still had enough strength to pray using her rosary beads.
“So what idol are you praying to this week?” With so many idols the Catholic Church has they should just have an “Idol of the Week.”
She didn’t say anything but continued on praying.
“That fictional bitch you call Mother Mary ain’t gonna do shit for you, puta!”
So I snatch her beads from her hands and whipped her face with it. Then I dragged that taco-eating, tortilla-flapping bitch to the bathroom. Then I dunked her head in the pissed-filled toilet.
“What, don’t act like you’ve haven’t tasted piss before, I’m sure you’ve tasted Olivia’s!”
I finally pulled her head out of the toilet. She was crying but I was laughing and that all that really mattered. Finally I threw her against the wall, rendering her unconscious.
Next up was the other half of Otalia, Natalia’s finger-fuck-friend Olivia. I went up to her and gave her the John McEnroe Special, which was a super left backhanded slap to the face. I pulled my left arm as far back as I can and smacked that bi-bitch ho.
“The fuck wrong with you girl? What, you ran out of men to fuck in San Cristobel and Springfield, so now you decided to fuck women? You make me sick.”
She responded back by saying “Deep inside I knew my attraction were for women. I went through a lot of men because I was hoping that one of them would be the one that would get rid of my attraction to women.”
I thought about her answer for a short while then I said to her “actually I do know the one that can cure your mental illness.” I pulled out my .44 Magnum and put the tip on her head.
“The one bullet to the head, that’s all you need.” I said confidently. By then she was scared shitless. She was crying like Niagara Falls and I was enjoying every moment of it.
“But I won’t do that yet.” I said and she sighed in relief. “Instead I’ll do this:”
I pistol-whipped the bitch and then I grabbed that Sappho-slut and slammed that ho against the wall a few times. Next I grabbed that bitch and slammed her to the floor. While she was lying on the floor I stomped on her twat-tickling fingers with all my might. She was screaming in pain but I didn’t give a shit. I wasn’t through with her yet.
I got myself some pliers and used them to yank those French manicure nails out. Now she was screaming for me to stop. After all of her fingernails were pulled out I went up to Maggie
“If there’s one group of people I hate more than any others, it’s bisexuals. I hate bi-sluts more than I hate rats!” And with that I grabbed that bi-slut and slammed her against the wall, face first. Then I took her fingers and snapped them backward, enjoying the bone-snapping sound.
“Good now that you won’t be fingering Bianca or any other bitches anymore.”
Bianca screamed for me to stop so I went up to her and kick that lezbo-ho right at her face.
“Shut da fuck up bitch! You’re next!”
Then I went into my bag and small blow torch. By then she was terrified. I went up to her and squeezed her cheeks with one of my hand so that I can get to her tongue. Then with the blow torch I put it in her mouth and burned her tongue.
“Now you won’t be able to eat pussy or suck dick, you flaky, disgusting, nasty, confused, bi-slut bitch!”
Finally I got my whip from my bag and whipped her with it. By then she was crying.
Now I finally got to the ringleader, Bianca. I’m gonna make her dyke-ass pay.
“I’m gonna make you pay for being gay. Don’t worry, none of you past-lovers that are still living are going to be off scott-free. I’m gonna pay a visit to all of them, especially that trans-mutant Zarf.”
So I started off by bitch slapping her a few times. Then I slammed her down to the floor and grabbed her by the back of her head with one hand and squeezed her cheeks so her tongue with the other. After that I proceed to rub her face against the carpet throughout the entire room, making her lick the carpet.
When I was done she was crying like the soft bitch she was.
“What’s wrong girl, I thought dirty dykes like you likes to lick the carpet.” I said while laughing my ass of that dyke. She started to cry even more.
While she was crying I noticed something. She was wearing a big sapphire ring on her finger.
“A Sapphire Sisters ring, I knew you belong to those man-hating bitches.” I wasn’t surprised one bit but it still made my blood boil whenever I see that ring.
So I yanked the ring off of her finger, some of her skin came off but I didn’t give a shit. Next I got a small sledgehammer and use it on her fingers. Each time I hit her fingers with it I put more force into it so that I can make that bitch feel more pain.
Then I forcefully dragged that bitch by her hair and slammed her face in the toilet, making sure her face was in that pissed-filled toilet. Next I got the same pair of pliers and use it to squeeze her tongue until it was bleeding. After I was done she was grimacing in pain, I just laughed at that bitch.
I was about to end it right there but something else came in my mind. I grabbed both Bianca and Maggie and told them something before I slammed their bodies together.
“You bitches think you can continue sucking each other tits and feeling each other’s pussies without paying the deserved consequence? I don’t think so… BAM!”
Those two dirty dykes fell to the ground in pain. That was probably the only time I enjoyed seeing the BaM couple coming together. It also gave me time to get a can of Raid roach spray. After getting the spray I went up to Olivia first and then sprayed it at her face, then I went up to Natalia and sprayed her face with it. After that I went up to Maggie and sprayed her face with it. Finally I went up to Bianca and was about to spray her face with it but it seems that I ran out, so instead I hit that dumb dyke with it right at her head.
By the time I was done with all four of those female-faggots they were too hurt to do anything to me. So me and Maxine dragged them to our van and drove all the way an abandoned warehouse in Long Island.
When we got to the warehouse, we tied those four Sapphire Sisters up with barbed wires and had them hanging upside-down. I wanted them to know that I was teaching them a lesson.
“No one’s gonna save your queer asses. Not any of Bianca’s grandparent’s fucked up children, that includes Bianca’s fucked up mom herself, not any of the 30,000 half-brothers and half-sisters of Bianca, not Maggie’s equally fucked-up twin sister Frankie, not that dumb polak bitch Lena, not the ghost of Michael Cambias, not Zach Slater, not Kendall Hart, not that trans-mutant Zarf/Zoe, not Greenlee Smyth, and not anybody in Pine Valley. Not ABC, Not Charles Pratt Jr., not Agnes Nixon or any of the dumb writers of the show All My Children.”
“Not any of the men that Olivia fucked in San Cristobel and Springfield (about 85% of them), not Olivia’s screwed-up daughter Ava or her other daughter Emma, not Natalia’s fucked up son Rafe, not the ghost of Gus Aitoro, not the Repressed Catholic Queers Association (it’s a huge organisation), not the dumb moronic fans of the relationship, and not CBS (I’m thankful they are going to cancel the show).”
Then I left them with a parting note. “It’s too bad that you queer bitches didn’t learn that a tongue and fingers are a poor substitute for a dick. I’m gonna do to you what I did to Marissa and Alex, Amy and Lucy, Natsuki and Shizuru, Himeko and Chikane, Ashley and Spencer, Nikki and Helen and of course Jo and Blair.”
They didn’t say anything so I told Max to get me the generator and she obliged. She got me the generator and attached to it was a wire. So I let the wire touch the barbed wire and then turned on the generator. They were getting electrocuted and it brought a smile on my face.
Finally me and Maxine poured gasoline on them. I lit a match and threw it on them. They were torched to death. There was a big smile on my face while they were being burnt to crisp.
“Now it’s time for me to take care of other people…”
Somewhere in London.
“Hello is this Zoe?”
“Yeah, who is this?”
“I’m the delivery guy, I came to give you your curry.”
“I did not order any curry.”
I opened the box and pulled out my .44 Magnum.
“It’s time for me to straighten out your confused ass!”
THE END
Fandom: All My Children/Guiding Light
Pairing: Bianca/Maggie, Olivia/Natalia
Rating: M
Summary: Olivia and Natalia were having a girl’s night out, so to speak, with Bianca and Maggie
Disclaimer: I sure as hell don’t own Guiding Light or All My Children, they belong to CBS and ABC respectively
Summary: Olivia and Natalia were having a girl’s night out, so to speak, with Bianca and Maggie, little did they know it would be their last.
Disclaimer: I sure as hell don’t own Guiding Light or All My Children, they belong to CBS and ABC respectively. If I did I would take both off the air. I also don’t own Maxine Brewer of D.E.B.S. unfortunately. She belongs to Screen Gems Prod.
Sometime in late 2009
“Pay up Bianca, you lost!” Maggie said with a small smile on her face as Bianca gave her a $50 US dollar bill.
“With the way things were going, I would have sworn that it would be Olivia that would have proposed to her.” Bianca replied.
“Well I felt that since she always made the first move on everything, it was about time that I made the first move on something.” Natalia said and she was holding on to Olivia’s waist. Olivia was proudly wearing the engagement ring. Natalia in return was also wearing an engagement ring Olivia gave her two days later. Along with the diamonds both of them had sapphires on them.
The two couples were sitting in a table at a lesbian strip club in Greenwich Village. You heard me correctly, a lesbian strip club, such clubs do exist. They were just drinking and bullshitting, talking about some stupid dyke shit that most dykes talk about. They were continuing their talking until the emcee came up on the stage.
“And now femmes and butches, here’s a new one for you. She’s an ebony enticer from LA, her name is Hot Chocolate!”
Actually it was my girlfriend, Maxine, who was posing as a lesbian stripper to catch any interested lesbians so I can finish them off. The girls liked what they saw. Many of the women in there were howling and whistling at her, some of the butches in there were just as bad as some of the men in strip clubs. As she was doing her usual striptease routine Maggie came up to her with a twenty in her teeth. Max was surprised when she saw it, she knew it had to be more than just her striptease.
While she was talking the money, Maggie whispered something in her ears. Max eyes shot out but returned back to normal and whispered something back to her.
When the striptease was over, she thanked every pussy-eating bitch in the club and then went directly to those four female-faggot’s table.
“Congratulations on your engagement.” Max said to Olivia and Natalia.
“You didn’t.” Olivia said to Maggie.
“I sure did.” Maggie responded with a cheesy grin on her face.
“I loved your act, what’s your name?” said Natalia.
“I don’t give out my real name for privacy reasons but just call me Hot Chocolate.
“I was wondering…” Maggie said teasingly. “I was in the mood for some hot chocolate in my milk. We’re renting a hotel down the street, I was wondering…”
Max was a bit shocked when she heard that.
“There’s only one of me and there’s four of you, I don’t think it’s gonna work.”
“Don’t you have some of your ‘sistas’ who wouldn’t mind joining us?” Bianca said slyly.
“I could bring some but it’s gonna cost you some money and drinks. And we won’t be going to your hotel, instead we got our own room. Do you have any problem with that?”
“No problem, I’ll take care of everything.” Said Olivia followed by a seductive wink.
“OK, I’ll see if I can bring some.” Maxine said and then she headed back to the backroom.
“This is going to be a fun night, girls!” Olivia said excitedly.
“If the other girls look just like her, it would be more than just a fun night.” Bianca said with a devilish smile then she giggled. The rest of the girls giggled with her. Little did they know WHO was gonna have fun tonight.
About ten minutes later, Maxine came out with three other black strippers in the club. The girls very much liked what they saw.
“Girls, these are the girls who will be pleasing you tonight along with me. This one here is Vanessa Red, the other is Mocha Love, and the last one is Koffe Kreme.” The girls were basically drooling at the four strippers.
“So where’s the place that we all can get busy?” Olivia said.
“It’s the big room at the basement. The owner won’t mind”
“Great, we are so gonna have a fun night! Shit, why are we still here? Let’s go!” Maggie said excitedly.
So all eight of the girls went to the basement, it was a nicely decorated room with sex toys on a stand and there was also a bar. The girls sat on a leather couch that was in the middle of the room.
With the three strippers behind her, Maxine stated “We are going to get ourselves ready, so go ahead and get read as well. We’ll be right back!”
The three girls went to the next room.
The girls were slowly and properly taking off their clothes. About three minutes later the girls had the fright of their lives. I forcefully kicked opened the door, nearly broke the door open. I had my favourite weapon in head, The Solution, a cricket bat with a titanium-core. They were frightened and scared as hell.
“I’ve been waiting a long time to beat the shit out of you douche bag-drinking dykes!”
“Oh no, not you!” Bianca screamed.
“Yeah it’s me, bitch! I especially want to kick your dyke-ass because you turned Pine Valley into the Island of Lesbos!”
Those pussy-eating bitches were trying to escape but since there were no windows and all the doors were locked they couldn’t. So I came up to Bianca first and hit that cunt-juice drinking bitch with The Solution.
“This is for whoring yourself to other women in Pine Valley and for having a whoring mother as well, you pussy-eating lezbo-ho, CRACK!”
Then I came up to Olivia Lewis, I mean Olivia O'Neill, I mean Olivia Spaulding, I mean Olivia Spencer, I mean whatever the fuck her last name is at that moment, and hit that flaky bi-bitch with The Solution.
“This is for fucking up your daughter’s mind so much that she wrote a story about her two mommies, CRACK!”
After that I came up to her pussy-pal Natalia.
“This is for enjoying Olivia’s tuna taco supreme, you disgusting tortilla-flapping, tortillera, CRACK!”
And finally Maggie, that bi-slut bitch who shouldn’t even be walking on this Earth.
“And this is just for being yourself, you flaky, bi-slut bitch! It’s time that you met someone who also ‘swings both ways’, CRACK!”
I was referring to The Solution since it too likes to swing both ways.
Now with all four too hurt to take me, I can take my time and focus on each of those doughnut bumpers. First, I went up to the one-half of that nasty bi-slut couple called Otalia, puta pescado Natalia. She was still hurting but she still had enough strength to pray using her rosary beads.
“So what idol are you praying to this week?” With so many idols the Catholic Church has they should just have an “Idol of the Week.”
She didn’t say anything but continued on praying.
“That fictional bitch you call Mother Mary ain’t gonna do shit for you, puta!”
So I snatch her beads from her hands and whipped her face with it. Then I dragged that taco-eating, tortilla-flapping bitch to the bathroom. Then I dunked her head in the pissed-filled toilet.
“What, don’t act like you’ve haven’t tasted piss before, I’m sure you’ve tasted Olivia’s!”
I finally pulled her head out of the toilet. She was crying but I was laughing and that all that really mattered. Finally I threw her against the wall, rendering her unconscious.
Next up was the other half of Otalia, Natalia’s finger-fuck-friend Olivia. I went up to her and gave her the John McEnroe Special, which was a super left backhanded slap to the face. I pulled my left arm as far back as I can and smacked that bi-bitch ho.
“The fuck wrong with you girl? What, you ran out of men to fuck in San Cristobel and Springfield, so now you decided to fuck women? You make me sick.”
She responded back by saying “Deep inside I knew my attraction were for women. I went through a lot of men because I was hoping that one of them would be the one that would get rid of my attraction to women.”
I thought about her answer for a short while then I said to her “actually I do know the one that can cure your mental illness.” I pulled out my .44 Magnum and put the tip on her head.
“The one bullet to the head, that’s all you need.” I said confidently. By then she was scared shitless. She was crying like Niagara Falls and I was enjoying every moment of it.
“But I won’t do that yet.” I said and she sighed in relief. “Instead I’ll do this:”
I pistol-whipped the bitch and then I grabbed that Sappho-slut and slammed that ho against the wall a few times. Next I grabbed that bitch and slammed her to the floor. While she was lying on the floor I stomped on her twat-tickling fingers with all my might. She was screaming in pain but I didn’t give a shit. I wasn’t through with her yet.
I got myself some pliers and used them to yank those French manicure nails out. Now she was screaming for me to stop. After all of her fingernails were pulled out I went up to Maggie
“If there’s one group of people I hate more than any others, it’s bisexuals. I hate bi-sluts more than I hate rats!” And with that I grabbed that bi-slut and slammed her against the wall, face first. Then I took her fingers and snapped them backward, enjoying the bone-snapping sound.
“Good now that you won’t be fingering Bianca or any other bitches anymore.”
Bianca screamed for me to stop so I went up to her and kick that lezbo-ho right at her face.
“Shut da fuck up bitch! You’re next!”
Then I went into my bag and small blow torch. By then she was terrified. I went up to her and squeezed her cheeks with one of my hand so that I can get to her tongue. Then with the blow torch I put it in her mouth and burned her tongue.
“Now you won’t be able to eat pussy or suck dick, you flaky, disgusting, nasty, confused, bi-slut bitch!”
Finally I got my whip from my bag and whipped her with it. By then she was crying.
Now I finally got to the ringleader, Bianca. I’m gonna make her dyke-ass pay.
“I’m gonna make you pay for being gay. Don’t worry, none of you past-lovers that are still living are going to be off scott-free. I’m gonna pay a visit to all of them, especially that trans-mutant Zarf.”
So I started off by bitch slapping her a few times. Then I slammed her down to the floor and grabbed her by the back of her head with one hand and squeezed her cheeks so her tongue with the other. After that I proceed to rub her face against the carpet throughout the entire room, making her lick the carpet.
When I was done she was crying like the soft bitch she was.
“What’s wrong girl, I thought dirty dykes like you likes to lick the carpet.” I said while laughing my ass of that dyke. She started to cry even more.
While she was crying I noticed something. She was wearing a big sapphire ring on her finger.
“A Sapphire Sisters ring, I knew you belong to those man-hating bitches.” I wasn’t surprised one bit but it still made my blood boil whenever I see that ring.
So I yanked the ring off of her finger, some of her skin came off but I didn’t give a shit. Next I got a small sledgehammer and use it on her fingers. Each time I hit her fingers with it I put more force into it so that I can make that bitch feel more pain.
Then I forcefully dragged that bitch by her hair and slammed her face in the toilet, making sure her face was in that pissed-filled toilet. Next I got the same pair of pliers and use it to squeeze her tongue until it was bleeding. After I was done she was grimacing in pain, I just laughed at that bitch.
I was about to end it right there but something else came in my mind. I grabbed both Bianca and Maggie and told them something before I slammed their bodies together.
“You bitches think you can continue sucking each other tits and feeling each other’s pussies without paying the deserved consequence? I don’t think so… BAM!”
Those two dirty dykes fell to the ground in pain. That was probably the only time I enjoyed seeing the BaM couple coming together. It also gave me time to get a can of Raid roach spray. After getting the spray I went up to Olivia first and then sprayed it at her face, then I went up to Natalia and sprayed her face with it. After that I went up to Maggie and sprayed her face with it. Finally I went up to Bianca and was about to spray her face with it but it seems that I ran out, so instead I hit that dumb dyke with it right at her head.
By the time I was done with all four of those female-faggots they were too hurt to do anything to me. So me and Maxine dragged them to our van and drove all the way an abandoned warehouse in Long Island.
When we got to the warehouse, we tied those four Sapphire Sisters up with barbed wires and had them hanging upside-down. I wanted them to know that I was teaching them a lesson.
“No one’s gonna save your queer asses. Not any of Bianca’s grandparent’s fucked up children, that includes Bianca’s fucked up mom herself, not any of the 30,000 half-brothers and half-sisters of Bianca, not Maggie’s equally fucked-up twin sister Frankie, not that dumb polak bitch Lena, not the ghost of Michael Cambias, not Zach Slater, not Kendall Hart, not that trans-mutant Zarf/Zoe, not Greenlee Smyth, and not anybody in Pine Valley. Not ABC, Not Charles Pratt Jr., not Agnes Nixon or any of the dumb writers of the show All My Children.”
“Not any of the men that Olivia fucked in San Cristobel and Springfield (about 85% of them), not Olivia’s screwed-up daughter Ava or her other daughter Emma, not Natalia’s fucked up son Rafe, not the ghost of Gus Aitoro, not the Repressed Catholic Queers Association (it’s a huge organisation), not the dumb moronic fans of the relationship, and not CBS (I’m thankful they are going to cancel the show).”
Then I left them with a parting note. “It’s too bad that you queer bitches didn’t learn that a tongue and fingers are a poor substitute for a dick. I’m gonna do to you what I did to Marissa and Alex, Amy and Lucy, Natsuki and Shizuru, Himeko and Chikane, Ashley and Spencer, Nikki and Helen and of course Jo and Blair.”
They didn’t say anything so I told Max to get me the generator and she obliged. She got me the generator and attached to it was a wire. So I let the wire touch the barbed wire and then turned on the generator. They were getting electrocuted and it brought a smile on my face.
Finally me and Maxine poured gasoline on them. I lit a match and threw it on them. They were torched to death. There was a big smile on my face while they were being burnt to crisp.
“Now it’s time for me to take care of other people…”
Somewhere in London.
“Hello is this Zoe?”
“Yeah, who is this?”
“I’m the delivery guy, I came to give you your curry.”
“I did not order any curry.”
I opened the box and pulled out my .44 Magnum.
“It’s time for me to straighten out your confused ass!”
THE END