Title: The Laughing Professor
Fandom: Hellblazer (DCU/Vertigo), HP
Pairings/Characters: Harry Potter, John Constantine
Rating: T, for language
Word Count: 1,643
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or DC/Vertigo. I’m just borrowing them for a bit. (Though I wouldn’t mind working out a short-term lease on John, if you’re offering.)
Summary: Is Hogwarts really ready for the cynical, foul-mouthed, chain-smoking Professor John Constantine? One-shot.
The Laughing Professor