So Chin chose Malia and she died anyway. Adam saved Kono and she survived, thank god. Can I just hope that somehow Chin got Adam to save Kono? Because that would really suck ass if not.
And MaMa McGarrett. Is a spy? What. "Were me and Mary just a cover too?" Oh, Steven. Your face kills me.
Right. I'm sure Wo Fat is going to be a prison for all of ten minutes. Maybe an hour. Ten bucks says something happens during this transfer! Oh look, helicopter with a claw. Happening already. Ding, ding, ding. Fucking ridiculous, my god. Unless they're dropping his ass into the middle of the ocean TO DROWN, this is complete bullshit. Delano rescued him? Ugh. Just ugh.
DANNO. HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU, SIR.
"Mom? Whose mom?"
"That would be mine."
"Doris McGarrett."
"Danny Williams. You know, for a woman who died in a car bomb 20 years ago, you are remarkably well put together."
Chin. My heart.
"I'd actually rather get kicked in the face with a golf shoe." Well, that's one way of putting it.
Hey, Danny? Why did you look at Steve when asked about taking a vow of celibacy? Why'd that happen, huh?
"Respectfully, I don't think you're in a position to be giving me parenting advice." TRUTH.
"You gotta keep an open mind."
"You trying to get rid of me?"
"No, I'm just sayin', Boo Boo."
"...Boo Boo?"
"Boo Boo is a term of endearment."
"I know what it is, but if you are going to give me a sidekick name, a ridiculous sidekick name, I should be consulted first."
"Okay, so bears are out?"
"Bears are out." I HAVE MISSED THEM SO MUCH, I CANNOT EVEN.
And some other stuff happened.
HOW THE HELL IS HE JUST THERE? IN THE HOUSE? THAT MAKES NO SENSE. AT ALL. AND THEN THERE ARE GUN SHOTS AND THEN SHE'S JUST LIKE, OH HE GOT AWAY. WHAT THE FUCK? This is such bullshit, man. I'm so tired of this storyline already, I swear to god.
Adam/Kono so cute.
Chin. Oh, Chin. My heart is so broken for you. Here, let me cry with you, too.
And she shot the floor instead of Wo Fat. Seriously? Ugh. Go away.
I haven't even had a chance to read other people's reviews/reactions yet because of work and watching The Voice tonight. I will be doing that after work tomorrow so if you get random comments from me tomorrow, I'm sorry! I might not comment at all because it'll be two days late by that point but just know I'll be reading.