h50 2x18
Didn't get to post this last night so I'm posting it now.
Boom! Wasn't expecting that to be quite so literal there, wow. But I figured something was about to happen to him.
Surprise wet, shirtless Danno! Thank you, show! And aw, Grace is talking to a boy. How cute. Haha, boys have motives. And that boy is evil. Danno, you are awful.
"What's with all the rubberneckers?" I like that word. No idea why, but I do.
And someone stole the body, along with Max's van. Dun dun duuun.
"Easy, please. Easy, Speedracer, huh?"
"Actually, this vehicle was engineered to be driven in this manner."
"Would you stop, Max? You're not helping!"
"Kono, this is not a good time. You are interrupting vehicular manslaughter."
"The body's still here! He's okay!"
"You mean apart from the fact that he's dead, right Max?"
Haha, Steve doesn't like being called dude.
"Listen, don't give me a look, okay? I would be very content knowing that Grace had a stun gun in her back pocket at all times. There are many unsavory characters roaming around on this rock."
"Why don't you tell me what happened at the Hilton today?"
"Nothing happened at the Hilton."
"Okay, 'cause you seem upset to me."
"You became a shrink all of a sudden?"
"Yeah! And you can take a seat in the back there, if you'd be more comfortable lying down or you can stay where you're sitting and tell me what happened 'cause either way I'm gonna keep asking, so it's up to you."
"Okay, Sigmond, if you want to know what's bothering me--"
"--It's your hour." LSKJDFLSKJDFLDS
"Okay, I'll tell you. Today, by the pool there was this very very creepy, creepy child--"
"Okay."
"I mean a real malcontent. Okay, and you should've seen Grace. I mean, she was giggling like a schoolgirl every time this kid opens his mouth."
"Uhh, Grace is a schoolgirl."
"And this guy's a stalker. Okay. He's a stalker. He fits the profile. Called her five times in three days."
"How do you know that?"
"Because I dumped her phone."
"You dumped your kids phone?"
"Yes."
"And the stalker is... ten? Is he, what, ten years old?"
"Ted Bundy was ten once."
"...Yes he was, Danny. Yes, he was." I CANNOT EVEN WITH THESE TWO.
And here we go with Mr. Caan. He is awesome from the word go. Why can't all of their guest stars be this good? MCGARRETT, TWO R'S, TWO T'S. I like the putting the guns down on the count of three thing, very reminiscent of the pilot.
"You found plenty of them, too, didn't you, muscles?"
"Muscles?" Amused Steve is amused.
"That's nice. It's Detective Danny Williams."
"You guys talk telepathically because I don't hear an answer?" Hahaha. GOLD.
"Pretend I'm an idiot." Okay. Amused Danny is amused! HAIRDO. OH MY GOD.
You gotta have shoes to go to jail, haha.
MAGOO. MAGOO AND HAIRDO. Cargument, guest staring Tony Archer. And Kamekona is his guy too! But there's plenty of him to go around ahahaha.
"Book 'em, muscles."
"I like this guy."
Haha, he is confused by the computer table. Lookit Chin's BITCH PLEASE face!
"You see a suspect, I see a coward."
"This afternoon you couldn't see anything without your glasses."
Weird plot, weird case. But most of them usually are.
"This is nice. Tony had it right. The whole shoe thing is overrated. It's nice."
"Look, on that. If this is something you're gonna do regularly... you should invest in some nail clippers, Danny. I'm just saying."
"No, no. I didn't say it's gonna be a lifestyle choice. You know, I'm just enjoying it, it feels good."
"It does feel good. That it does, my friend. That it does." BARE FEET KICKED UP TOGETHER ON THE SAME OTTOMAN. JUST. SKDJFLSKDFLD.
Yes, Steve, eat.
"Don't try to domesticate him, he's an animal. Trust me."
"What are you talking about, an animal?"
"You were born an animal. You're gonna be an animal the rest of your life."
"I'm eating pizza here, how does that make me an animal?"
"Let me ask you something. Do you two hens peck at each other like this all the time? All the time?"
"Yeah, absolutely."
"No, no, no. Well..."
"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do 'cause I'm a good guy, and more importantly, I need some laughs in my life. I'm gonna be your marriage counselor." SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY!
GROUP HUG.
Boom! Wasn't expecting that to be quite so literal there, wow. But I figured something was about to happen to him.
Surprise wet, shirtless Danno! Thank you, show! And aw, Grace is talking to a boy. How cute. Haha, boys have motives. And that boy is evil. Danno, you are awful.
"What's with all the rubberneckers?" I like that word. No idea why, but I do.
And someone stole the body, along with Max's van. Dun dun duuun.
"Easy, please. Easy, Speedracer, huh?"
"Actually, this vehicle was engineered to be driven in this manner."
"Would you stop, Max? You're not helping!"
"Kono, this is not a good time. You are interrupting vehicular manslaughter."
"The body's still here! He's okay!"
"You mean apart from the fact that he's dead, right Max?"
Haha, Steve doesn't like being called dude.
"Listen, don't give me a look, okay? I would be very content knowing that Grace had a stun gun in her back pocket at all times. There are many unsavory characters roaming around on this rock."
"Why don't you tell me what happened at the Hilton today?"
"Nothing happened at the Hilton."
"Okay, 'cause you seem upset to me."
"You became a shrink all of a sudden?"
"Yeah! And you can take a seat in the back there, if you'd be more comfortable lying down or you can stay where you're sitting and tell me what happened 'cause either way I'm gonna keep asking, so it's up to you."
"Okay, Sigmond, if you want to know what's bothering me--"
"--It's your hour." LSKJDFLSKJDFLDS
"Okay, I'll tell you. Today, by the pool there was this very very creepy, creepy child--"
"Okay."
"I mean a real malcontent. Okay, and you should've seen Grace. I mean, she was giggling like a schoolgirl every time this kid opens his mouth."
"Uhh, Grace is a schoolgirl."
"And this guy's a stalker. Okay. He's a stalker. He fits the profile. Called her five times in three days."
"How do you know that?"
"Because I dumped her phone."
"You dumped your kids phone?"
"Yes."
"And the stalker is... ten? Is he, what, ten years old?"
"Ted Bundy was ten once."
"...Yes he was, Danny. Yes, he was." I CANNOT EVEN WITH THESE TWO.
And here we go with Mr. Caan. He is awesome from the word go. Why can't all of their guest stars be this good? MCGARRETT, TWO R'S, TWO T'S. I like the putting the guns down on the count of three thing, very reminiscent of the pilot.
"You found plenty of them, too, didn't you, muscles?"
"Muscles?" Amused Steve is amused.
"That's nice. It's Detective Danny Williams."
"You guys talk telepathically because I don't hear an answer?" Hahaha. GOLD.
"Pretend I'm an idiot." Okay. Amused Danny is amused! HAIRDO. OH MY GOD.
You gotta have shoes to go to jail, haha.
MAGOO. MAGOO AND HAIRDO. Cargument, guest staring Tony Archer. And Kamekona is his guy too! But there's plenty of him to go around ahahaha.
"Book 'em, muscles."
"I like this guy."
Haha, he is confused by the computer table. Lookit Chin's BITCH PLEASE face!
"You see a suspect, I see a coward."
"This afternoon you couldn't see anything without your glasses."
Weird plot, weird case. But most of them usually are.
"This is nice. Tony had it right. The whole shoe thing is overrated. It's nice."
"Look, on that. If this is something you're gonna do regularly... you should invest in some nail clippers, Danny. I'm just saying."
"No, no. I didn't say it's gonna be a lifestyle choice. You know, I'm just enjoying it, it feels good."
"It does feel good. That it does, my friend. That it does." BARE FEET KICKED UP TOGETHER ON THE SAME OTTOMAN. JUST. SKDJFLSKDFLD.
Yes, Steve, eat.
"Don't try to domesticate him, he's an animal. Trust me."
"What are you talking about, an animal?"
"You were born an animal. You're gonna be an animal the rest of your life."
"I'm eating pizza here, how does that make me an animal?"
"Let me ask you something. Do you two hens peck at each other like this all the time? All the time?"
"Yeah, absolutely."
"No, no, no. Well..."
"I'll tell you what I'm gonna do 'cause I'm a good guy, and more importantly, I need some laughs in my life. I'm gonna be your marriage counselor." SERIOUSLY? SERIOUSLY!
GROUP HUG.