h50 2x16
Patient Steve McGarrett? WHAT? Jesus Christ, hasn't he been hurt enough already? Seriously. STOP IT WITH THE BREAKING OF THE STEVEN, PLEASE.
"You have a very big problem, you know that? You're too competitive."
"He's got you there."
"What are you guys talking about? He's got me there? There's no such thing as too competitive."
"It's like you can't let somebody be happy. You gotta one up everybody all the time. You know they got a name for people like you. You know what it is?"
"Winners. They're called winners."
"Incorrect! Toppers. You're a topper, my friend." Wherein Steve and Danny not so subtly share with the world that Steve is the top of their relationship. Awesome.
Ungh, Steve undoing his tie and unbuttoning his shirt. Hot.
Steve is in the hospital WHERE IS DANNY aaand why is Kono dressed up like a doctor?
God Kono is smokin' in that dress. They all look amazing all dressed up, but Kono in that dress is just. My god. Moving on.
"I need to go shopping, don't I?" CHIN, YOU ARE SO CUTE.
Oh, oh god, Steve is okay. Not dying. Chipped tooth, cracked a couple of ribs. BUT STILL WITH THE DAMAGING OF STEVE, CAN WE STOP THAT? Thank you.
Wow, Danny's face when he goes over the edge of the building. I bet his heart completely stopped. "I leave you alone for two seconds." I am sure he will have many, many more words to say to Steve later about that.
"Take it from me, no one wants to be alone on Valentine's Day." Aw, Danno.
Oh my god, Danny's take down of that suspect was BADASS. AND LOOKIT STEVE'S PROUD FACE.
"Hey Danny, that was an impressive tackle." HE IS SO PROUD. ALSO AMUSED.
"How ya doing?"
"Good. Yeah, good. Governor just shut down Five-0, but I'm alright." slkdjflksjdf what is going on holy hell.
"What did you tell him?"
"Everything."
"Okay, you see, that was your first mistake. You understand? On stop of being too competitive, you are also too honest."
"Look, we screwed up this time, Danny. My fault. We went too far."
"Ohh. Oh, okay. This is your pity party? Is this personal invite only or can anybody else attend? Can I come too?" LOOKIT STEVE'S SMILE. Where is Chin, I'm so nervous.
Hello there, Danny speaking Russian. That was hot. "All I learned to say was 'back off we're cops' and 'this vodka tastes like urine'." Hahaha.
Holy shit, Chin.
Steve getting hit by a car, what the fuck. Can you not stay healthy for five goddamn minutes.
What, governor, you are not quite so smooth, sir.
And Lori's leaving. See, if they had used her all season the way they did the last few episodes, it would have been so much better. She wouldn't have been completely intolerable. I will not miss her, though. And obviously she has feelings for Steve. OBVIOUSLY. See ya, Lori!
Steve, you're so pretty in uniform.